split braining

The action of thinking about two different subjects or ideas while attempting to communicate, usually resulting in communications failures.

Person A: I just hit a deer.

Person B (Thought 1): Did it have antlers? That would be a buck.
Person B (Thought 1): I hope you avoided getting hurt. I probably would have ducked.

Person B: Was it a duck?

Person A: No, but I wish it was.

Person A: I'm sorry, I was split braining there.

by Chuck80 December 6, 2011

Chocolate Banana Split

When a women shits while wearing a thong, splits shit in half and lands each side on her flip flops

"Did you see your mum do the chocolate banana split last night?"

by MrPharkuson July 2, 2022

Louisiana Split

A sexual maneuver in a performance of acrobatic sex act

She did the Louisiana split on the dick

by Chevy801 May 20, 2023

Taiwanese Split

A sexual position in which one party is lying on their back and their partner is straddling one leg while balancing the other leg on their shoulder. AKA a partner stretch.

Did you see the boys wrestling? I saw a perfect Taiwanese Split at one point…

by Tittles77 June 12, 2021

Sit, shit & split

When you have a last minute, unavoidable need to quickly poop, before dashing out somewhere important.

My lunch break is nearly over, but I need to sit, shit & split.

by Teuchtar73 December 18, 2019

Split the baby

It is crazy that you will deny yourself justice just to prevent me from getting it.

Hym "Really. You trying to split the baby on literally every issue is crazy. Cite the lesbian who pretended to be a man."

by Hym Iam June 4, 2025

Splits

Jessie' spreads her legs on me while we FUCK!♡

Jessie' Splits high!♡

by TrumpTheKiđkissingSexoffenđer. October 22, 2020