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Sperm spit sack

Very ugly, thinks they're mature for their age, is a man, denies being a femboy, moms dead, usually owns a meme page or memes are trash, reuses the same memes daily, very ugly, has a 1000+ followers but gets 80 likes, ex-girlfriend says the nword (isn't black), uses sad qoutes un-ironically, a catfish, fucks their car, has bad music taste, either nasty hair or is bald (probably has lice) no wrists, car smells like pine trees, asks for hugs on your birthday, ugly is contagious, claims to be very depressed, posts the same picture on their feed, is either rewlly fat or too scrawny, disables comments and untagged themselves from posts, probably homophobic but is in the closet, very ugly
Sam/jason/john/jim: ok alicia/estrella

Alicia/estrella: okay sperm spit sack
by anonymous October 7, 2020
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Sperm whale

A whale that’s blow whole has been recently fucked.
Bro Brody just made a new sperm whale!
by The_White_Indian December 11, 2019
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Sperm

Sperm is cum=Cum is sperm
I cummed in my girl last night

I put my sperm in my girl last night
by BIGPUSSYDESTROYER25 November 23, 2021
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Sperm Shooter September

This challenge involves the ejaculation of semen into the empty milk container 2 times a day for a month. Store the sperm milk container in the refrigerator. On the last day of the month, we swallow everything.
Mike: My stomach hurts
Nick: What happened?
Mike: I did Sperm Shooter September
Nick: You are so dump
by Anonim1010 November 7, 2022
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Wasting sperm

FUCK IM WASTING SPERM @sher
by Tindergod8 November 7, 2018
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Mind Sperm

A ejaculation of knowledge. Causing one individual to learn an excess of knowledge in a very short time.
Hey, did you hear johnny passed the test?
Yeah thats because I helped him. I gave him my mind sperm.
by DJPun1024 November 19, 2010
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sperm slapper

‘noun’ : ‘a person who tends to dab sperm on another person after ejaculation. Typically applied on the back, around the rib cage and the buttocks.’
I went home with a guy who was a total sperm slapper. There was cum all over me
by BillithandJephphy November 23, 2023
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