sloth

one who plays a poker hand so slowly that the other players in the hand either fold out or fall asleep.

Moose earned sloth status since it took him fourteen minutes to call the ten cent bet.

by Mike December 1, 2004

smooth

secretive over something forbidden

Me: "Joseph Andrew, it's impossible to smoke and not have your parents find out. I got ratted on for doing it, and so did you".

Joe: "It's not imposssible. You just have to be smooth".

by Karen Stickney June 28, 2008

Sloth Girl

A girl with ugly ass ears, really short, preberably brown curly hair (frizzy) runs really weird and slow. Also she likes to thinks that a lot of people are her friends but they actually aren't. Trys to fit in and say "cool" stuff. Has an annoying voice. Face resembles a sloth or looks down syndrone, but actually is not. Also cannot dance. Now that is a sloth girl for you.

help the sloth girls' attacking me.

by sharebear210 November 23, 2010

Smooth Jazz

Apparently, everyone who's put a definition for smooth jazz is an incompetent moron. Smooth jazz requires the same amount of effort and work as any other type of jazz. Smooth jazz is usually more creative and innovative.

Stupid Person: L0l!!!!11!1 smo0the jass iz 4 elavait0rzz!!!11!1 lyzzen 2 sum reel gazz lyke mylezz daivus!!!11!1

Smooth Jazz is just as good as regular jazz.

by Black_Spade August 12, 2008

smooth dackin

a word originating in rural north texas, easily used in a good or bad/ male or female context.

1. smooth dackin from male to female could mean sexual activity among other things.

2. smooth dackin from male to male usually means doing wrong to them or screwing something up for them in one form or another.

3. just a random statement.

male to female: "hey baby, if you're lucky, i might just give you a smooth dackin."

male to male: "hey fucker, you do that shit one more time i'll give you a smooth dackin"

general statement: (while playing a game of poker, and just lost a big hand) "man, i got the smooth dackin right there!"

by VA bitch April 11, 2005

SLOTH DAY

A special day in May (May 3rd) where everyone in the nation worships the values of a sloth.

"Hey everyone! Check out my new cool hat! There's a sloth on it! I'm waiting to wear it on Sloth Day!"

by Carl Wheezer May 12, 2007

sloth chog

a name for a guy who loves his chinchilla, or other small rodent pet.

sean boothby or vinesh vodoor are sloth chog

by ronald mcdonnnn March 24, 2010