Ass-smoochery

(n.) The act and art of advancing up the corporate ladder by being the biggest tattleteller, asskisser and the most non-productive yet perfectionist employee in the company.

A: You know Jim got his 5% raise just last month, I can't see him presenting any projects or getting any work done.
B: What? It's already the third time this year, I think I can smell a pungent ass-smoochery going on.

by Godspeedzilla April 12, 2009

mexican smooch

When someone decides to repay you for giving them a dirty sanchez by kissing you...

Dammit! The bitch gave me a mexican smooch when she realized I hit her with a dirty sanchez.

by TpaShocker April 13, 2013

Dirty Sochi

The term used when washing your face with dirty water thus resulting is pink eye.

Getting pink eye from dirty hotel pillows

"Bob got a dirty Sochi when he washed his face with that hotel sink water".
"Matt Lauer was farting on Bobs pillow the other night and gave him a Dirty Sochi, now he gets to host the Olympics"!

by WheatBread February 21, 2014

anal smoocher

One who smooches anus whilst giving it a bit of tongue in the hope of recieving a tiny chunk of shit.

Josh is an anal smoocher.

by dicknibbler December 27, 2015

wookie smooch

When a guy sits on a girls face and she has to kiss his "wookie"

Carlie: Dan gave me the best wookie smooch ever last night

Beth: He gave me one of those last week at the dance

by Kooter Miller June 25, 2016

Poodle-scooch

An undefined streak like stain on floors, carpets or upholstered furniture

We have to renovate the office, especially the carpets with all that poodle-scooch on it.

by The_Architect July 29, 2016

Poodle-scooch

An undefined streak like stain on floors, carpets or upholstered furniture

We have to renovate the office, especially the carpets with all that poodle-scooch on it.

by The_Architect July 29, 2016