Whilst masturbating, you realise at the last minute, the toilet paper has run out. As a last resort, you cum in your sock.
Ejaculating into a sock.
Ejaculating into a sock.
by Kenilworth April 14, 2009
a sock that you forget to put away usually found in a very awkward place and you have no recollection of how it could have possibly gotten to said location i.e inside fridge behind the milk,under couch pillows,window sill, trunk of car,in your girlfriends panty drawer etc.
these socks are usually found by your spouse and or girlfriend causing extreme anger followed by yelling and cursing and possible break up.
these socks are usually found by your spouse and or girlfriend causing extreme anger followed by yelling and cursing and possible break up.
1.
my ninja sock ruined my relationship
2.
girl: do you know what i found in the glove box of my car?
boy: what?
girl: one of your ninja socks, how the hell did it get there?
3.
girl: i was cleaning the house , i lifted up a couch pillow and there he was hiding in the shadows
boy: what ?
girl: your ninja sock !!!!!!
my ninja sock ruined my relationship
2.
girl: do you know what i found in the glove box of my car?
boy: what?
girl: one of your ninja socks, how the hell did it get there?
3.
girl: i was cleaning the house , i lifted up a couch pillow and there he was hiding in the shadows
boy: what ?
girl: your ninja sock !!!!!!
by valos1479 May 22, 2009
An adolescent boy whom has just discoverd masterbation.
usually has an acne riddin face, underbite, and his diet consists of chicken nugguts and mr. pib. Has no funds to buy lub or tissues. because he spends his money on Mcdonalds, comics and soft core anime porn. So he masterbates with his sock and tosses it in the laundry.
usually has an acne riddin face, underbite, and his diet consists of chicken nugguts and mr. pib. Has no funds to buy lub or tissues. because he spends his money on Mcdonalds, comics and soft core anime porn. So he masterbates with his sock and tosses it in the laundry.
Mom: I wish our son wasnt a sock fucker.
Dad: When i was his age i was way to up in the pipe to try that.
Mom: i want a divorce.
Dad: When i was his age i was way to up in the pipe to try that.
Mom: i want a divorce.
by Walter Fishington September 23, 2010
by seventeen August 15, 2004
The art of inserting your penis into a dead squirrel and then proceeding to rub it's sides rhythmically or masturbate as if you were having a 'posh wank' untill you eventually ejaculate and your semen dribbles out of it's ass hole.
P.S. it may also help to break the squirrels neck if you, unlike bare hench mase, have a large penis...
P.S. it may also help to break the squirrels neck if you, unlike bare hench mase, have a large penis...
by Chickenarms March 15, 2011
The gangster way for wearing sandels. The only time you will catch a gangster wearing sandels is if its summer time and they are wearing some crispy (white) socks with some adidas or jordan or nike sandels. Shit is too GANGSTA. Old people think its gay but anybody who knows fashion knows is G as a mothafucka.
by J-lizzle June 21, 2005