smacking toboggan

Originally meaning masturbation, though more recently used to describe any sort of activity, scandalous or not.

I caught my little brother smacking toboggan!

"What up mang?"
"Not much broseph, just smacking toboggan."

The band Senses Fail released their Let It Enfold You album with a bonus disc which included a short history and compilation of their early years, "smacking toboggan" is referenced there.

by rburd208 March 15, 2009

Flat smacked

And action word to flat smack the shit out of a glober for saying some scientism bullshit

I flat smacked the shit out of adhd for using our trade mark

by The flat baller July 25, 2023

crappity smack

1. 'crappity smack', phrase

Substitution for the word 'fuck' in some online forums, chat room, etc.

I don't give a flying crappity smack about what you did.

by motherfucka_bitch February 19, 2009

Meat Smack

The process of using one's meat package (aka Penis) to slap someone.

Much like a "cock smack" the meat smack is a harder and more intense version that can result in a concussion or some sort of damage including but not limited to- breaking a nose, poking out an eye, knocking teeth out, bruising, as well as many others

Charlie meat smacked his wife in the face and knocked out her teeth.

by PsychoLogic1989 January 18, 2018

Flat smacked

And action word to flat smack the shit out of a glober for saying some scientism bullshit

I flat smacked the shit out of adhd for using our trade mark

by The flat baller July 25, 2023

Smacking Bananas

Using hemorrhoid creme when you are suffering from hemorrhoids (see: Packing Bananas).

Smacking bananas with witch hazel takes the itch away.

by By hook or crook January 11, 2012

the big smack

any type of sexual encounter that involves one of the partners being smacked against a wall

Bro: "Aw damn, you gave your girl the big smack last night?"

Other bro: "Yeah, she got a bloody nose, but I popped a hard-on"

by big boi buford April 19, 2018