smack the duck

telling something like it is

Dude, I need to smack the duck with you about something.

by LMaverick123 December 6, 2016

Smacking Bananas

Using hemorrhoid creme when you are suffering from hemorrhoids (see: Packing Bananas).

Smacking bananas with witch hazel takes the itch away.

by By hook or crook January 11, 2012

Flat smacked

And action word to flat smack the shit out of a glober for saying some scientism bullshit

I flat smacked the shit out of adhd for using our trade mark

by The flat baller July 25, 2023

the big smack

any type of sexual encounter that involves one of the partners being smacked against a wall

Bro: "Aw damn, you gave your girl the big smack last night?"

Other bro: "Yeah, she got a bloody nose, but I popped a hard-on"

by big boi buford April 19, 2018

Smack in the gob

When you are punched or slapped in the mouth by neb

OI prick, You want a smack a smack in the gob mate?!

by Jesus is my friend August 28, 2015

Gorilla Smack

When a guy is sitting down using the bathroom and when he gets up, his genitals get caught on the toilet seat and land back on the toilet to make a smacking sound.

While I was in the bathroom, my mom asked me if I was alright and I said, "Yeah, I just got gorilla smacked."

by HIVaherpagonorrhebolaids May 9, 2016

smacks it up

Colloquial phrase used by residents of Buckinghamshire to indicate when something is 'good'. Not acknowledged by anyone else in the Universe.

Laura (From Buckinghamshire) - This film really smacks it up!
Nick (From Yorkshire) - What the hell are you talking about, Laura?

by Alienratboy March 4, 2008