Texas Ski Lodge

Geographically bound to the border state; typically, but not necessarily in a single story structure (Ranch). Participants grabbed in bubble goose, goretex, thermals or overalls with no fabric from the waist down; accompanied by long socks and thong style flip flops with the AC cranked commence in a men standing and women on their knees orgy. Latex is forbidden unless there is a zipper and it covers the head. This can only transpire during an equinox and must continue for 12 hours before or after the aforementioned celestial alignment. Additionally the ratio must be balanced (3 men per 1 woman).

“I remember my fist Texas ski lodge; my legs were sore for a month I thought there would be more chairs.”

“You couldn’t stand a quails egg on that ass unless you were at a Texas ski lodge.”

“Tell you what, I never thought I’d be in a devils threesome, but if you don’t learn something about yourself at a Texas ski lodge I’m not sure you ever will.”

by SwazeyD August 18, 2023

Texas Ski Lodge

Geographically bound to the border state; typically, but not necessarily in a single story structure (Ranch). Participants grabbed in bubble goose, goretex, thermals or overalls with no fabric from the waist down; accompanied by long socks and thong style flip flops with the AC cranked commence in a men standing and women on their knees orgy. Latex is forbidden unless there is a zipper and it covers the head. This can only transpire during an equinox and must continue for 12 hours before or after the aforementioned celestial alignment. Additionally the ratio must be balanced (3 men per 1 woman).

“I remember my fist Texas ski lodge; my legs were sore for a month I thought there would be more chairs.”

“You couldn’t stand a quails egg on that ass unless you were at a Texas ski lodge.”

“Tell you what, I never thought I’d be in a devils threesome, but if you don’t learn something about yourself at a Texas ski lodge I’m not sure you ever will.”

by SwazeyD August 18, 2023

Ski

Such a talented person. She is seems nice but once you get to know her you see a whole different side. That’s when you know she don’t play no games. She will stick with you through thick and thin. She is super funny and loves to joke around.

Ski is such a good person.

by Oluwaderamni November 2, 2019

Ski

She is very brave and smart. She is tall. She always try’s to help people out in different situations. She can be mean when she wants to. She loves to joke around but when it’s time to get work done she is always serious. When she is mad you see a whole different side of her.

I saw ski at the park

by Oluwaderamni November 3, 2019

Kilo Skied

Not your grandmother’s kolache.

When you try to drunk text the word kolache and auto correct can’t help you. 🤦

Don’t forget to bring the Kilo Skied!

by Czech_problems December 20, 2020

Skiing

Standing on flattened sticks falling rapidly at a downward angle.

When you fell down the stairs you were practically skiing!

by Mexhellee December 26, 2020

Ski’

One of the best girls you’ll ever find in your life. The person you go to when u need help of advice. If you need someone to have your back she’s your girl. Ski’ is very unique , and so is her name. She is very funny and will make u laugh in the most weirdest ways. A very smart and wise girl , very understanding. Ski’ is not really the judging type, that’s one of the reasons why she make such a good friend, a better person to be around in general. Not to mention she is very beautiful inside and out, even though she might not see it. She likes compliments randomly.Ski’ is very playful, goofy, and sorta childish but in a good way. If you don’t have a Ski’ in your life you are missing out on a wonderful person!!!

Tania:Ski’ is so great,

Sam: Yea she really is

by unicorncupcakes1384 December 31, 2020