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slong five

When two guys are high on life, the stand face to face and slowly air hump each other in a timely manner, it may also be applied to a banterish situation when high fives are simply not enough.
"Are you pleading guilty to the rape?"
Asked the judge ,
"No but I am pleading" said the criminal ,
"Too what?" said the judge,
"Your mum" said the criminal.

*every one in the room stands up and starts slong fiveing*

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by Grandads teetees August 13, 2016
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Song Time Travel

A method which takes the listener of a song back to when it was a hit.
Reality designer, Oulda Veyin, realized that listening to songs from her teenage years instantly took her brain and body back to those days and that the song time travel's effect lasted for days.
by but for October 25, 2017
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Slong

The tower is slong.
by Yokoballer13 June 19, 2018
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slong monster

girl has a bigger pennis than you.
by cptsnowblow March 6, 2018
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slonging

A long and slow version of any activity, usually achieved by someone slowing down on purpose.
Coach: Jason! Stop Slonging the play!
Jason: Sorry Coach!
by Phillazy April 13, 2018
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Song of Moroni

You go to the doctor, who uses an anal scope. When the scope is inserted, you fart, producing a perfect trumpet-like note.
Dude, I totally sang a song of Moroni to my doctor today.
by Red Handed Bandit March 7, 2019
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Song Orgasm

the part of the song that you would scream the lyrics to; it usually comes after a slow buildup/it’s typically the transition from the bridge to the last chorus;the best part of the song that everyone waits for
The song orgasm of “Love Story” by Taylor Swift is when she belts “MARRY ME JULIET YOU’LL NEVER HAVE TO BE ALONE,” after the slow bridge.
by Mrs. Carterr May 30, 2019
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