Simon is a man with a fairly average sized cock. Often women see Simon as a kind of a weird person, leaving Simon to settle for his American buddy Harley who lives in 'massivetwoshits' (massachusettes) their romantic chemistry is often staggering. Often leaving the average unisex couple jealous of their passionate love making. Simon is a femine man who can often be slightly racist but that's nothing compared to his love for a Subaru brz. Simon is pittied for liking the brz for obvious reasons... (it's fucking slow) but no matter how weird he may be, he is always loved by the hoe-mies. Show your local Simon some love & if socially acceptable, proceed to make love to him passionately.
by Zimcox November 21, 2021
This guy that goes to riverside and has a very nice jiggly ting on the back. Everyone wants to give him brain.
by that nigga nick the dick November 22, 2021
by MapleSuperSyrup February 13, 2023
by HP LOVER GO AND READ HARRY POTTER October 20, 2020
Hi guys! I’m Simon! I have two kids and they’re VERY SMALL and they’re asleep in that house just there so so you think you could just KEEP IT DOWN A LITTLE BIT! Thanks!
by HP LOVER GO AND READ HARRY POTTER October 20, 2020
Well well so you want to know what a Simon is, well there’s not too much to know really apart from he compensated for something with his obnoxiousness and antipathy for children cough small penis cough
by YcaUAD March 16, 2019