Shrimp

That one scrawny Nerdy kid in high school we all knew.

"Hey Gerry, who invited Thompson?"
"I don't know, but he's a shrimp"

by Steve Bomer February 9, 2017

bruce teh shrimp

The worlds most bad-ass meme that has managed to fuck Shrek, donkey, spongebog, spangbob and Billy Seinfeld up the ass at the same time, he is the ultimate meme lord that will soon take Shreks place on the meme throne in Shreks swamp

Holy fuck its bruce teh shrimp!!!!!!!!

by helleagh October 7, 2017

Shrimping

Verb
When a digital artist sits down and arches their back over their tablet, resembling an overcooked shrimp. Known to cause back issues. Remind your artist friends the importance of good posture.

Jerry has been shrimping all day trying to finish up his commission queue.

by DracoWhale January 8, 2025

Lil Shrimp

name you call your short girlfriend when you're drunk

She's normally 5'2 but when I take shots she becomes a lil shrimp

by notexertine October 31, 2023

shrimp

shrimps can grow up to 6-8 inches. Shrimps have a great personality, are funny, and if you were a person, they would be your best friend/boyfriend. Some may seem small but once you really get into them, you'll really like them. The natural seasoning is fresh from wherever you may get them from because as they say it's not about the wave of the ocean its about the motion of the ocean. I love all shrimps and would never discriminate, and in my personal opinion i like shrimps more then sharks.

I do not care about the shrimp at all!

by hugeman121241 April 26, 2022

Shrimp

According to Kero Kero Bonito, They;

- Turn your skin pink

- Get sick, if you ingest them regularily.

- Pretty rich, like not just normal rich, like, stereotypical high school show bully spoiled brat rich.

Ah, fuck, I turned pink. Never eating shrimp again bruh

by cesky May 22, 2020

Shrimp Mom

An earthling who widely resembles a parental figure, but who is also a shrimp. Being in their presence will cause you to feel strange moods such as singing black parade, reading Wattpad, and eating gushers with spaghetti. However, accustomed to standard practice, this direct specimen of shrimp is also emo. Their natural habitat is outside of CVS, onstage, and in their friend’s basement.

Shrimp mom is not only a simp.. they are also a emo hot simp.

by definitelynotspaghet December 30, 2021