by LozzTinG January 26, 2015

by Typed October 1, 2019

by PPratty February 24, 2020

shrek is a lovely green, tall ogre. He lives in a swamp with his beautiful wife Fiona. He loves to eat eye balls and make candles with his ear wax. He has 2 cup like ears that poke of the sides of his head and he has a big nose. he wears a white tunic with a small toga like vest over his shoulders. he is very tall and most villagers are afraid of him, although he is nothing to be afraid of. the word shrek comes from the the german word ‘Schreck’ and it means Fright or Terror.
by imfiona September 8, 2018

The chadest of chads. A god on Earth. The true definition of peak physique. The one we all look up to. The god of gods. Simply put, the definition of perfection. No one can be perfect. No one can be Shrek.
by ShrekJoemama January 16, 2022

I was only nine years old. I loved Shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies. I'd pray to Shrek every night before I go to bed, thanking for the life I've been given. "Shrek is love", I would say, "Shrek is life". My dad hears me and calls me a faggot. I knew he was just jealous for my devotion of Shrek. I called him a cunt. He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep. I'm crying now and my face hurts. I lay in bed and it's really cold. A warmth is moving towards me. I feel something touch me. It's Shrek. I'm so happy. He whispers in my ear, "This is my swamp". He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands, and puts me on my hands and knees. I spread my ass-cheeks for Shrek. He penetrates my butthole. It hurts so much, but I do it for Shrek. I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water. I push against his force. I want to please Shrek. He roars a mighty roar, as he fills my butt with his love. My dad walks in. Shrek looks him straight in the eye, and says, "It's all ogre now". Shrek leaves through my window. Shrek is love. Shrek is life.
by Copypasta guy March 4, 2022

by shronkisking August 31, 2020
