Kiss The Shark

To encounter, by feeling with the penis, a hard shard of feces inside the rectal cavity during anal sex.

I begged my woman for anal for so long, and when she finally gave it, I wound up having to kiss the shark.

by meatholesfan December 16, 2008

Whale-Shark

The expression on someones face when yawning, which resembles a whale shark.

Buddy 1- ‘Ohh my gosh, not geometry, im so tired (*yawns)’
Buddy 2- ‘Ahh, WHALE-SHARK!’

by Pasta Boy February 23, 2010

Shark Tank

To go down on a woman who has her period while in a hot tub.

"I knew she was on the rag, but I went down on her in my parents' hot tub anyway--it was a total shark tank in there."

by les chussies December 4, 2009

shark teeth

a new term for a crack rock

yo man hook me up wit dem shrk teeth

by eric decrane February 4, 2005

Shark Attack

When a man and a woman are spooning in bed and the woman gets poked by an unsuspecting boner.

Girl: I've been trying to sleep all night but I keep getting shark attacked.
Guy: :-)

by Clickitorurbandicit July 9, 2010

Baby Shark

When you getting that good brain, and she stick her thumb and index finger in ya booty hole and twists that shit.

Warning: extreme pleasure

John: Ay breh, why you walking funny?
Me: My booty hole hurts
John: Why breh?
Me: My girl fucking baby shark'd ass last night

by poosipower August 25, 2018

Goblin Shark

Holy shit why does this exist don’t look

chad 1: man tf is a goblin shark
chad 1: no

by FastCube April 14, 2020