shark-face

Someone with a pointy face. His chin and his forehead are far back compared to his nose. Those people are always very ugly and no one likes them. At school, they are rejects.

Gab: He look its Jacob!
Éric: Its a shark-face!
Both: singing Jaws theme song.

by iPodtouchpro April 15, 2011

Kiss The Shark

To encounter, by feeling with the penis, a hard shard of feces inside the rectal cavity during anal sex.

I begged my woman for anal for so long, and when she finally gave it, I wound up having to kiss the shark.

by meatholesfan December 16, 2008

Shark Tank

To go down on a woman who has her period while in a hot tub.

"I knew she was on the rag, but I went down on her in my parents' hot tub anyway--it was a total shark tank in there."

by les chussies December 4, 2009

shark teeth

a new term for a crack rock

yo man hook me up wit dem shrk teeth

by eric decrane February 4, 2005

Shark Attack

When a man and a woman are spooning in bed and the woman gets poked by an unsuspecting boner.

Girl: I've been trying to sleep all night but I keep getting shark attacked.
Guy: :-)

by Clickitorurbandicit July 9, 2010

Baby Shark

When you getting that good brain, and she stick her thumb and index finger in ya booty hole and twists that shit.

Warning: extreme pleasure

John: Ay breh, why you walking funny?
Me: My booty hole hurts
John: Why breh?
Me: My girl fucking baby shark'd ass last night

by poosipower August 25, 2018

sex shark

A person that preys upon the weak by offering sex in order to be in a position of power. (a derivitive of sextortion)

Suzie slept with Billy then told Billy she was gonna tell his wife of his infidelities if he didn't pay her Mastercard bills. Suzie a real sex shark.

by snappystef May 14, 2009