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Sharking

The act of persistently messaging, or continuously following a female. Resulting in the eventual surrender, and subsequent sympathy shag/kiss to rid her of the human nightmare which haunts her. Sometimes executed in a drunk state, and not uncommonly used in nightclubs.

Originally coined from the somewhat successful tactic used by the notorious Andrew Goudie; receiving a number of kisses, and shags as a result of this universally frowned upon method of sharking.
"This boy wouldn't leave me alone last night! So I had to get with him to get him to fuck off!" - Girl
"Oh he was definitely sharking you then!" - Boy

or,

"What happened to you last night Karina? - Boy
"That boy had so little chat he had to resort to using The Andrew Goudie Tactic." - Karina
"Oh you poor poor person!" - Boy
by Natalie Belbin May 26, 2014
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shaking hands with downstairs

Mike: "Hey, why didn't you show up last night?"
Lindo: "I was too busy watching porn and shaking hands with downstairs."
by Mandy O. January 7, 2009
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Sharinca

the most ridiculous person in the world who enjoys eating bananas and has a fetish for feet. she has no friends and spends her time in her bedroom talking to british boys even though they think she is a freak. she hates being called sharnica and wishes people would call her Penelope. kind of like antelope.

even though she has many disgusting and annoying traits her best trait and most likeable is her high pitched cackling laugh.
i really like to eat bananas when they are held between jared leto's toes like Sharinca, i mean Penelope
by Yumichika October 7, 2010
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staring problem

random people, normally old people, who stare at you in public for whatever reason
me: damn, this freak won’t stop glaring at me. I guess they have a staring problem.
by short ass mf July 13, 2022
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Sharking

When a man cuddles up with his sleeping partner and pokes him/her/it with his erect penis.
Martin kept sharking me awake.
by wiffizzle May 5, 2009
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shaming

The act of jerking off to someone whose passed out drunk hoping they will not wake up and catch you. Normally followed by ejaculating on one of his/her possessions. A difficult task to pull off but if successful gives the shamer great pleasure.
Joe: "dude, did you hear about bobby shaming that girl last night?"

Nick: "yeah man. Give it a week and he'll wish he never shamed her."
by shamtheman February 16, 2010
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kink shaming

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