side sausage

The male version of a mistress. The guy you cheat on your "main sausage" with.

Poor Tom, his girlfriend picked up a side sausage while he was away on business.

by sidesausage October 22, 2013

Sausage Scrubber

A woman's vagina

Tina has a burnt out sausage scrubber!

by maxactionattack February 23, 2011

Sausage Choker

When a guy wraps his penis around your neck and playfull chokes you. It's a super sexual fun addition to your sex life or sleepover. It is more fun when the guy has a long, juicy, fat one.

Guy 1: Dude my boyfriend gave me a sausage choker last night. His was way tooo big for me. I'm not gonna' lie, it actually left a mark on my neck.
Guy 2: I bet mine's bigger.

by Sexual_Llama:D March 5, 2011

Sausage smackdown

When a man has a woman pinned down with his knees on her arms so she can't move them. He proceeds to smack her repeatedly in the face with his penis

Jenny was being a complete bitch so I laid the sausage smackdown when she was laying on the bed

by evandude September 11, 2011

sausage cicadas

Sausage cicadas refers to the alarm going off on a sewage grinder, often referred to as a sausage chopper. Commonly found accompanying ghetto crickets.

I was woken up last night by the sausage cicadas at my neighbors house, I assumed they either love fake nature sounds or smelling their own shit .

by Shockwave001 May 13, 2023

Desk Sausage

When you steal one of your mate's sausages but you don't have a plate so you put it on your desk and forget about it. 10 minutes later, you look down at it and realised it has become a desk sausage.

That desk sausage is rank bro wtf

by UnexplainableBoy March 26, 2022

Fried Sausage

When a girl deepthroats a guy so far that her stomach acid burns the tip of his dick

Guy 1: Ayy how did it it go with Claire?
Guy 2: It was fine until she gave me a fried sausage.

by Yeenoversesssss July 20, 2021