Sausage pleaser

Someone who is skilled in laying the pipe or someone who can gobble the whole chorizo

Ex.1 He became the sausage pleaser after many years of practice dedication
Ex.2 no man was left unsatisfied when she left the room

by Leeharveyoswald January 30, 2015

Sausage Rolled

a sexual act of when a women's fat rolls are wrapped around the males penis and stroked with the skin

Jake got sausage rolled by his fat mother

by D.O.4.H September 01, 2016

Sausage Rolled

a sexual act of when a women's fat rolls are wrapped around the males penis and stroked with the skin

Jake got sausage rolled by his fat mother

by D.O.4.H September 01, 2016

tube sausage

Slang for dick

"I got some tube sausage for you"

by Macdadeo October 06, 2017

SAUSAGE TEMPLE

A body that likes a lot of Sausage

Kim said while ordering breakfast, "My body is a Sausage Temple"

by marcowh May 03, 2019

sausage suit

When an article of clothing is extremely tight and therefore makes you want to lose weight. Or upon seeing the article of clothing you know its going to be tight.

"Oh my god guys this shirt is a sausage suit on me...dam I need to lose weight."
"SAUSAGE SUIT! Won't even try that dress on Chelsea."

"I look like a sausage suit."

by bzang January 08, 2009

Sausage slappers

When you’ve finished crossing swords with your mate in the urinal and need to shake the drippers off so you slap your penises together.

We are such sausage slappers!

by Dr.EvilRaj July 26, 2018