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Samuel

Has the biggest penis of the word has 100 girlfriends is a future millionaire and fucks your wife

(And Andreas asshole)
Person 1: is that samuel

Person 2: yes the big dick men
by Samu nigga November 22, 2021
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horney Samuel

samuel wating his ex back (martina)
he jurks for her
come here horney Samuel got to tak to you about your....
by boqqqqqqqqqq March 17, 2022
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samuel wade gourley

Littlest bitchy boi

Hate him

Very gay

Dumb

Short

Doesnt kiss the homies goodnight

Favorite meme is John Cena
If I was Samuel Wade Gourley I would die :(
by Caramel Torres November 29, 2019
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Samuel

Samuel is always that weird kid, probably dysfunctional in some way.

Has a Samuel ever had a real friend? (Except for them in his hallucination)

Well well, we can all agree that he is a perfect live-action actor for Sid, from Ice Age.
"Have u seen Samuel?"
"NO! But I can smell him from a distance..."
by SamuelDatWeirdKid November 25, 2021
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Samuell

If your name is Samuell instead of Samuel, you are superb. The world must thank for having you here. What size do you have? How old are you? Which is the colour of your hair? Nothing matters. You're Samuell, not Samuel. When your parents did notice the brightness, i mean, the glory of your eyes they just thought you have been chosen. Need to carry the code sacré carved in your denomination. When normal people are spelling your name, it gets tough, they ought to say another letter. Because you are savage. No doubt about all opinions.
Is it a shine of hope? Isn't, It's better It's Samuell
by Tanna-Toh Dux November 25, 2021
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samuel

a beta who needs to learn how to shut the fuck up and to be less feminine.
Henry: Hey you know Samuel?
David: Yeah the feminine beta??
by okay okay i June 9, 2022
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