Samuel

Samuel is a really dumb person that thinks he’s good at insulting people. His only insult is calling people emo or an idiot.
He thinks he is smart because he can multiply and divide. Samuel is always asking people if they want a medal but never gives them one. He is not smart btw.

Samuel: Wow I’m so dumb and emo.
Person: oh you must be a Samuel.

by Plut0thegh0st May 31, 2022

Samuel

Samuel is an amazing guy who has a gay friend named Andrew who makes him laugh in a weird way, maybe too weird

That’s a samuel

by Samuel is better 123 April 19, 2021

Samuel

Samuel is a nice guy always up for a challenge... attracted to girls with girls good packaging has a great sense of humor but doesn't mind spoiling ur day but Samuel is a good friend

Samuel I like u I want to have all ur babies

by Danvyt34 August 17, 2021

Samuel

Young man who is old at heart and old at mind. He acts old

I told Samuel he is old. He said okay boomer. Perfect example

by Icedgdhdejkg May 20, 2022

jon samuels

The act of describing guilty pleasures as normal, daily acts.

He jon samuels'd me. He said he was going to the gym but he went streaking through Richmond Park.

by Mexican in disguise May 31, 2017

Samuel

A fella who repeats jokes 100 times.

"oi lachy shake and skull brother"
"ok Samuel"
"haha Shake and Skull x100"

by Shakenskull October 30, 2019

Samuel and Martin

Just 2 bros definitely not gay they are just frends and homies haha

Person1:Sam and Martin look so cute together as a couple

Person2:Samuel and Martin are just good frends
Person1:oh so they are not gay?
Person 2:no

by Joebidenhassexwith9yearolds November 21, 2021