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Bert Squirt

The same exact technique as giving a woman the shocker. But the person giving the Bert Squirt is missing part of their pinky finger. Therefore instead of " Two in the pink and one in the stink", it is Two in the pink and half in the stink. This technique is satisfying to both partners because the partner on the receiving end is enjoying a half pinky with no fingernail being lodged up her butthole, while the partner on the giving end is feeling the woman's stink wrinkles pucker like a hummingbird heart all over his damaged nerve endings sending them both into squirt mode.
I gave my wife the Bert squirt last night, now the ceiling in our bedroom looks like a jackson pollock painting with a black light on!
by Chingycheeze August 20, 2021
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Hershey Squirts

When your butt pisses Hershey bars because you ate taco bell
Dam, my ass got the Hershey Squirts
by Silvernugget950 June 27, 2025
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Hershey Squirts

Liquis ass excrement in a stream. Much like liquid chocolate at the Hershey factory.
Oh man...after of $25 of Taco Bell, I just made the Hershey Squirts in my pants!
by Bkarkie October 31, 2019
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squirt princess

when a fem presenting person squirts a lot or makes a lot of squirting content
"Have you seen her latest post? The squirt princess strikes again."
by anonjeypeg February 1, 2023
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Herschel Squirts

When a man has unprotected sex with many women and it results in many kids to different mothers.
He has 4 kids to 4 different women. He suffers from a major case of the Herschel Squirts.
by RozMaToz October 6, 2022
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Squirt boat

A vessel of such pure beauty that a man or woman physically excretes bodily fluid from the nether regions in pure

excitement.
Is that a 1976 bright orange Cruise Craft name 'Moonraker'? What a bloody squirt boat.
by womb raider August 9, 2017
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national pussy squirting video

A day when everyone should get a video of a pussy squirting the more the better
Today is Apirl 11 ( NATIONAL PUSSY SQUIRTING VIDEO DAY )I should send Tristan a video of this pussy squiting
by Titty daddy April 11, 2024
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