Squirting

Squirting is when Nico does her little naughty time a produces a vast amount of Liquid from Nico's kitty that will one day flood the ocean. #WAP #WATERWORLD #BALD

''Nico you flooded the ocean stop squirting!!!!"

by Easportsisuckondic August 11, 2022

Protein squirts

The liquid explosions that can be compared to a shotgun bang, that exits your ass after drinking whey protein.

Bro1:Damn man got home and drank some protein last night, next thing I know I was shotgunning the toilet.

Bro 2:Must of been the protein squirts

by Beta hater June 22, 2018

Spectacular Squirt September

It's time for the girls to have a go.

The guys may have Destroy Dick December, but us ladies have our own month to ourselves- Spectacular Squirt September

by The man dan with a plan December 03, 2018

squirt and squeeze

when you are trying to hold in diarrhea.

Josh was pulling a serious squirt and squeeze the other day. It was just sad to watch.

by shitbreadmaster February 23, 2012

Squirt Lurking

The desperate act of performing sexual favors for drugs and/or money. Ultimately resulting in squirting of a sexual nature.

She ran out of money so she was squirt lurking for her next fix.

by IQ, The Wisdom July 13, 2016

squirts macintosh

After an apple is inserted into the sphincter, ant the apple is pooped out like liquid diarrhea.

Had a crazy weekend, woke up Sunday with a squirts macintosh... what are you gonna do Bar mitzvahs

by ohsorrey February 19, 2017

squirt squad

squirt squad fastest and the farthest squriters ever. we know how to squirt sooo hard. we have a bookclub on tumblr every saturday where we queef we rub our nipples and we squirt. amber is the leader of the toe squirters while londynn is the leader of the republican squirters daisy is the leader of the queer squirters and maddy is teh leader of the fastest and quickest squirters all together we squirt and fuck.

"omg i wish i could join squirt squad they r so hot and sexy and cunty"

by maddysactuallycrakfkdjg January 05, 2024