When a stabbing occurred, and everyone who was around when the stabbing occurred, says they did not see anything because they were asleep or they were in the bathroom with all 30 other people who were around when the stabbing occurred. So, the Shank Fairy is obviously the one who did the stabbing.....
Jacob: Hey, Frank, who stabbed up this guy?
Frank: I don't know, everybody says they were in the bathroom when it happened. Nobody saw anything....
Jacob: That f'n shank fairy!!
Frank: I don't know, everybody says they were in the bathroom when it happened. Nobody saw anything....
Jacob: That f'n shank fairy!!
by Jdawg1775 December 14, 2012
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(Man returns from bathroom on night-out)
Mate: Good Shank?
Man: Yeah, just a double though - I left my razor at home.
Mate: Good Shank?
Man: Yeah, just a double though - I left my razor at home.
by Doone March 9, 2011
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Used by my sister and her best friend.
Most commonly used when we all play cards.
Used by my sister and her best friend.
Most commonly used when we all play cards.
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It's also called the rat haired shanks.
It's also called the rat haired shanks.
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