A mermasaurus rex is a mythical creature designed by 2 of the earth's most intelligent minds, Blake and Angela. It is half mermaid and half t-rex. the upper half is that of a beastly tyranosaurus rex and the lower half is a mermaid tail. The mermasaurus lives alone on remote islands around the world usually laying out in the sun, listening to boy George, doing the crossword puzzles in the New York times, chain smoking and swearing like a sailor. They can only be seen by those with an open mind or children. If you happen to be one of the lucky few who get to meet one you will likely receive a golden coin with an image of boy George on it from them. Be polite and don't act afraid or they will eat you in one bite.
The mermasaurus rex loves to sunbathe on the island.
by angeladustine77 August 23, 2019
Cockus-Rex (Cockús-Rex) was a type of dinosaur, it’s fossils were first discovered in 2013, in the Toach region of Yemen by world reknown archeologist, James Randall Maynor III. Cockus-Rex is very similar to a T-Rex (Tyrannosaurus Rex) and is infact a cousin Species to it. What distinguishes these creatures is the Cockus-Rex’s giant and dominate penis, which is rumored to have reached at maximum errection a length of 20.1 inches. And at most times 17 inches. Cockus-Rex was truly the dominate dinosaur and it was solely a Male Species but was also asexual, enabling it to reproduce with itself. It is also believed that when Cockus-Rex ejaculated, that it’s semen could reach maximum speed of Moch 7. Cockus-Rex is believed to have been worshipped by the early homosapiens for his massive, God-like Penis, which is commonly referenced in the Porn Industries. Cockus-Rex is truly the definition of God. And male peak performance.
~Research and discovery division.
~Research and discovery division.
by Dr.Species February 10, 2019
1. Woah, San Francisco is full of full grown homosaurus rexes.
2. What is that guy doing to your dads butt? That has homosaurus rex written all over it
2. What is that guy doing to your dads butt? That has homosaurus rex written all over it
by Garrett August 11, 2003
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by Martinique Vespuckie December 17, 2003
When you are fucking a girl from behind and feel a sudden urge to eat. You bring your elbows to your abdomen and swing your arms like a t-rex. At the same time you lean over and bite your bitch on the neck. Since your arms are essentially useless, you now must keep her down by clamping harder and pushing with your neck. This sex position is similar to a T-rex when feeding.
I don't know what happened the PCP hit me, and I just t-rexed the bitch.
Damn bro, what happened last night, I walked in on you t-rexing some bitch and growling.
Damn bro, what happened last night, I walked in on you t-rexing some bitch and growling.
by UNSCD Gunner April 12, 2011
"Hey, he changed my screen-name again! Curse you, B-Rex!"
"Hey, my wife left me! Curse you B-Rex!"
"Hey, my baby got dropped out of a window! Curse you B-Rex (a.k.a MJ)!"
"Hey, my wife left me! Curse you B-Rex!"
"Hey, my baby got dropped out of a window! Curse you B-Rex (a.k.a MJ)!"
by Q April 19, 2005