Ninja punch

Usmc slang for non judicial punishment

Dude, that marine got ninja punched by the big green weenie for the second time, he is getting an bad conduct discharge.

by Kreator89 February 6, 2010

Slow Puncture

Awful descriptive term for becoming infected with AIDS.

Shut the fuck up or i'm gonna give you a slow puncture.

by Antony Jones August 26, 2005

Punchies

Punchies are the equivalent of munchies but instead of craving food you are craving a bong.

“Oi Jerry, you trynna sesh bro i got some punchies!”

by joshjharvey January 6, 2022

punch out a nugget

To hold in a shit for as long as possible to build up pressure then excrete it out with maximum force.

Fuck me i need to punch out a nugget, i've been hanging all day.

by Bam Candee January 23, 2005

Punctuality

That thing that happens when you’re late to something and other people get pissed off, but you have no idea why, and their response is always “punctuality”.

Not everyone lives on your time, it's called punctuality for a reason.

by x-marks-the-spot July 9, 2019

punching your meatpie

The act of male masturbation. (See tugging, jacking off, bashing the bishop, etc.)

After Bill came home from a Backstreet Boys concert, he crept into his room and punched his meatpie at least five times until his mother caught him red-handed and he was repremanded like a third grader.

by Whipshock May 2, 2005

Punch in the Nose

Being surprised by an extremely unpleasant odor.

I entered the bathroom right after Brent came out and the stink hit me like a punch in the nose!

by Charlie 361 September 26, 2011