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psychiatrist

A doctor who prescribes medication in hopes that their patients' lives will improve. While prescription medications do help in most cases, they will NOT improve your life dramatically.

Psychiatry should not be confused with psychotherapy, which is a process in which you talk to a "licensed" psychotherapist about your personal problems.

Neither of these methods are effective for major depression -- suicide is your best option!
After visiting a psychiatrist:

Wellbutrin XL -- take one 300 mg tablet in the morning

Seroquel -- take one 100 mg tablet before bedtime

THESE MEDICATIONS DON'T SEEM TO BE HELPING ASSHOLE!!!
by Joan M May 17, 2007
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psychoactive

An amination product of safrol, a psychoactive oil found in nutmeg and related to the amphetamines.
Also known as Love Drug
methylene dioxy-amphetamine
Drug is similar in structure to amphetamines and mescaline.
The effects of MDA were accidentally discovered by G. Alles, the discoverer of amphetamine, who took 1.5 milligrams and saw illusionary smoke rings. Present-day researchers do not regard the drug as a hallucinogen, since subjects do not report hallucinations, visual distorsions, color enhancement, or mental imagery. Instead they experience intensification of feelings, greater desire to communicate, and heightened reflectiveness. The drug has been used in psychotherapy because it also induces age regression - a sense of reliving specific childhood experiences while remaining aware of one's present self. This effect has been induced with other hallucinogens, but with MDA it recurs so regularly and without prompting that it appears to be related to the pharmacology of the drug. Usual dosages are 150 to 200 milligrams and the effects wear off after seven or eight hours. MDA can be toxic, in dosages of varying amounts depending upon the individual's sensitivity to it. A regular dose for some may be fatal to others. Deaths have occurred after ingestion of MDA. Experimenters start with a low dose - e.g., 10 milligrams - and gradually increase it until toxic symptoms (skin reactions, profuse sweating, and confusion) appear
by tcheetchee September 3, 2004
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Psychedelicatessen

A particular food store that sells treats, snacks and healthy bites, already prepared, that are each influenced by a psychedelic, usually psilocybin.
Have you been to the Psychedelicatessen? I hear their meats are unique and delicious!
by Oneironauts August 31, 2013
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psychoballa

a crazy-ass gangsta that really really really needs to pee but can't because they are stuck in an AP psychology review session.
Ellen!!!!!!!!!! stop being such a PSYCHOBALLA! pee on your own time!
by Eric120 May 8, 2008
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Psychic Email

When you read an email, intend to write back but forget or delay too long, yet assume the person knew that you would answer or had answered.
"I didn't hear back about you going to the party."

"Sorry I forgot answer, didn't you get my psychic email?"
by chataholic April 16, 2010
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psych

Gotcha; shortened form of the phrase, "I just psyched you out!"
You: I thought you said this cheat code would let me walk through fire. Me: Psych!
by ChemicalCastration March 11, 2011
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Street Smart Psychic

Hip, cool psychic reader who taps into your energy to give you a heads up on what is in the stars and who is hanging in the bars. The daily dose of psychic prozac for the psychic junkie who is jonesing for a reading.
The Street Smart Psychic gave the psychic junkie a tarot card reading to give her a heads up on what to expect next and a psychic prescription to go with the psychic prediction...take two fortune cookies and call me in the morning.
by The Street Smart Psychic November 8, 2009
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