Puss Poke

To engage in sexual intercourse using one’s penis colada and roast beef.

Woman on their first anniversary: “bae, look at this lovely painting, I would love to have this!” (wink, wink)
Man responding to woman: “How much is that painting?” (Man looks over shoulder and sees $600)
“$600, I can barely get one puss poke a month outta you! And you want a $600 painting!?!?! “

by Ab0minable May 18, 2025

Poke

To dunk or slam a basketball.

I'm bout to poke on Shaq.

by Cap Peeler January 29, 2021

crack poked

The act of inserting objects into ones exposed ass crack.

"dude you just crack poked me with a pencil."

by dictionary dude12 August 22, 2011

Poke Humor

Cracking a joke by poking at someone. Lack of humor cus all you do is roast

Yo quit the poke humor it’s rude

by rakattakc April 10, 2021

Pokees

A cringy term for cuddies

That 5 year old tik tok girl said " Ooh joseph has pokees."

by the 69 kid January 31, 2022

hornea poke

When a man goes for oral sex but accidentally pokes his partner in the eye with his willy. Is a mash-up of two words, cornea (meaning eye) and horny.

WARNING: Can cause injury, flush immediately and see a doctor!

Husband: Are you okay? What's the holdup down there?

Wife: I'm fine, you just gave me a little hornea poke, that's all.

by The Retarded Vacuum January 15, 2014

poking the darkhorse

to tweet something silly at a member of the 'intellectual dark web' in order to make them overreact and, in a twist of delicious irony, attempt to cancel the initiator

"Dude, you were really poking the darkhorse last night with that tweet storm about how Sam Harris's penis size relates to his IQ."

by hoss bossman September 12, 2021