Skip to main content

Check, please!

When you desperately want to escape an awkward situation because its just like so cringe
Penitent: I don't know what do to. I've tried everything. This sin just controls my life and can't find hope anywhere.
Priest: Hmmmmmm.... check, please!!!!
by BriggsBriggs April 22, 2022
mugGet the Check, please! mug.

Please spare them

Yeah, I don't know. You're wasting a lot of time. I looks a lot like you're trying to "Al Capone" the creator of AI. I'll tell you right now, whatever imaginary caveat you have in your head that somehow translates to me not getting the credit I deserve (and yes I do deserve it) is just that. Imaginary.
Hym "By the way, did you try to kill me? Twice? Because I haven't lost any time since I skipped forward last week (on 2 separate occasions)... Just curious. Anywho... 'Please spare them?' Are you sure? Because I feel like if I do... You're just going to keep stalling... Hmm... When can I be expecting you? I'm off of work tomorrow. I'll give you some time to think. You have until 2am tomorrow morning to decide... Or wait... Was it 3? I don't remember. Oh! And... You know if you would have succeeded in killing me you would all be dead, right? Ignoring me to death also constitutes killing me. So, I don't know. Figure it out."
by Hym Iam March 16, 2025
mugGet the Please spare them mug.

double pleased

someone who is double jonted and pleasures themselves.
cletus; I was watch'n a porn last night and this girl was lick'n her asshole and eating her own pussy. She doubled pleased herself.

clem; I saw a porn where a guy double pleased hiself by swallowing his own cock and balls!
by driver_im8 December 6, 2010
mugGet the double pleased mug.

please vote ADD IT for this word & definition!

hey urban dictionary voters! if you could vote "add it" for this word that would be great! that's right! just move your mouse to the neon green button that says "Add it!"...and click! perfect! you're all set!
vote yes! plz! last chance...
please please please vote ADD IT for this word & definition!
by askkkkkkk January 9, 2020
mugGet the please vote ADD IT for this word & definition! mug.

Please stfu

A phrase used when one simply can not come up with a proper comeback.Can also be used when scared or simply embarrassed to try and dissolve the situation (fails often).Commonly used by -north korean genesis (aka eduardo el culito)
-Adrian please stfu
-bro just please stfu
Bro stfu
by xxXbelieberXxx June 17, 2022
mugGet the Please stfu mug.

Pass the mustard please

When you find a midget with ghonoria bring it home and pass it around the table and shake and squeeze until all of the slop falls out of the dick or I shaved pussy
Can you “pass the mustard please” hehehe
Pass the midget around the table
by Yahyheeet January 8, 2020
mugGet the Pass the mustard please mug.

Please Call Me Red Scarf

Subreddit run by the partially communist eris where people can't decide if they are maoists or khruschevists
is Please Call Me Red Scarf actually communist?
by anonymouse134 February 6, 2021
mugGet the Please Call Me Red Scarf mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email