pity plate

A plate of food (usually wrapped in aluminum foil) you bring home to gramma or granpa from a family function or celebration they were too old to attend. Usually, the intended recipient really hates this and only accepts it with a grimace and mumbled words.

Ah poor gramma and pop-pop they couldn't come to Thanksgiving dinner because they were too old to leave the house. Let's bring them a 'pity plate' home to them.

by nottachooch November 23, 2017

Plate of yams

When a woman from head to toe is looking real good or,scrumptious

My girl looking like a plate of yams With that wig on

by Dragonslippers March 20, 2019

crastic plates

Those things we never have to wash after dinner.

Hon, I'm sure there are plenty of bears in the park who'd love to spend the weekend with those crastic plates.

by enviroman June 29, 2011

Plating

Spinning at such incredible speeds that you are able to mold the tip of the penis into the shape of a plate.

My plating session went so well last night!

by iimcrimson February 26, 2024

plate show

When an individual lays down under a glass table and their fuck buddy shits on top of the table. Obviously.

I was hoping for a plate show but all I got was a dump on my chest.

by Acesfull November 15, 2013

to go plate

Is when a random dude blows it in your girl, and she bringa it home and makes you eat it unknowingly.

Yo bro my girl had an extra creamy Orgasm... Might have been a to go plate.

by DerekHtotheEdoubleS May 27, 2017

You break one plate, you're not plate breaker but you fuck one donkey

Refers to the tendency of friends to nickname you after one humiliating incident and the nickname sticking.

Ryan: "What's up, rimster?"

Jake: "I regret telling you that. I let Sarah eat my ass one time. You break one plate, you're not plate breaker but you fuck one donkey!? and you're donkey fucker for the rest of your life."

by penisshakes December 8, 2023