Having excessive embellishments or ornaments, particularly of the flashy kind, ie feathers in fedoras, black canes with silver handles, multicolored mis-matched shoes, and colorful crushed velvet suits. Preferably worn simultaneously.
by Fa Sho October 06, 2003
by big robert November 24, 2004
Someone who wants to be a "pimp", a.k.a. cool/badass/hip, but does not actually have the balls to follow through.
My dad is a conservative pimp. For his mid-life crisis car, he chose a Honda Fit over a Ferrari convertible.
My mom wanted pimpin' hubcaps, so she got new shiny ones instead of spinners.
A recently divorced 50 year old is a conservative pimp when he dates a 35 year old secretary instead of a 20 year old model.
My mom wanted pimpin' hubcaps, so she got new shiny ones instead of spinners.
A recently divorced 50 year old is a conservative pimp when he dates a 35 year old secretary instead of a 20 year old model.
by ConservativePimp101 August 08, 2009
conducting oneself in a pimplike manner, typically driving a car with B.L.A.D.'s. also associated with the spending of G's.
by LexWhite October 19, 2007
by Solo Maxwell April 17, 2004
To get more out of a job than one is supposed to get. Getting financial aid when not absolutely necessary.
"Where'd you cop that grip?"
"I figured out how to pimp the system, g, took it out the register on my break!!!"
"I figured out how to pimp the system, g, took it out the register on my break!!!"
by Allen Iverson August 05, 2004
An absolute milkman. A pimp who is so rich and powerful that hoes bow down before him. Even preppy Asian chicks want his dick. The closest thing to god on earth. He can have whatever he wants. Walking mojo.
1. Bow down to a true pimp bitch!
2. Bill clinton, Paul walker, and snoop dogg are true pimps.
3. Mikey: ah fuck u killed me!
Tom: haha that's right headshot! Yeeea bow down to a true pimp bitch!!!
2. Bill clinton, Paul walker, and snoop dogg are true pimps.
3. Mikey: ah fuck u killed me!
Tom: haha that's right headshot! Yeeea bow down to a true pimp bitch!!!
by Jimmixgjk May 15, 2009