Person 69420

How can you even get a conversation this far?..

Person 1: “hey do you ever wonder if there’s an infinite amount of people used for these conversations?”
Person 2: “most likely, but I look forward to meeting person 69420”
Person 69420: “you called?”
Person 2: “YOOOOO IT’S HIM! DO YOU SMOKE WEED”
Person 69420: “no. I’m just an average guy that is on this planet minding my own fucking business, and coincidentally my name is person 69420. I’m not a badass who smokes weed and hook up with girls all the time.”
Person 2: “damn bro, I never thought about that..”
Person 69420: “THAT’S BECAUSE I HOOK UP WITH GUYS ON APRIL 20TH AT 4:20AM SUCKER”
Person 1: “dear reader, I have gone insane and I would like to be removed from this conversation.”

by YourLocalEnemy August 12, 2022

Personality Catfishing

When you go out with someone and they seem normal but by the next date they change their personality into someone completely different. Aka their true wack self.

Simon was completely personality catfishing me. One day I thought he was cute then next he turned pyscho.

by Coral McFlynn October 17, 2019

Honey Person

A sweet, loving person, someone who's literally as sweet as honey, an actual angel.

Sarah Paulson is such a honey person.

by taylor paulson June 23, 2021

personal lubricants

used during human sexual acts such as intercourse and masturbation, to reduce friction to or between the penis and vagina, anus, other body parts.

I used personal lubricants the other day

by The anonymous May 18, 2016

cubicle person

Refers to the type of person who works nine-to-five, Monday through Friday, who doesn't know how to act in normal society. Standard traits may include, but are not limited to: driving horribly including, but not limited to, not using turn signals, changing lanes at the last minute, changing more than one lane at a time, complete disregard for traffic signs and laws; treating people who work outside the times of 9am-5pm (typically in customer service, retail, food service, etc.) as if they are a lesser person; getting over-the-top angry that some places are not open outside of the times of 9 am to 5 pm to be able to fit their work schedule. Synonyms: invalid, entitled, PITA

"I just met this really hot girl and she's super smart but for some reason she just gave our waitress a bad attitude."
"Does she work 95, Monday-Friday?"
"Yes."
"Cubicle person."

by Golf6tdi May 24, 2016

Mid Personality

Someone who has neither a good or bad personality. Right in the middle, mediocre.

She has a mid personality.

by Uchicagoscholar2 June 1, 2023

personal punish

A particularly energetic and aggressive masturbation, it may smash household objects and result in a snapped banjo string. Must only be done when other house mates are out.

"Why is Quentin's laptop smashed and there's a hole in his wall"
"He found a new website and said it was worth a personal punish"

by Ade Crane February 24, 2008