Governors Pardon

In states with mandatory sick leave. Using a half day of sick leave because of a hangover.

"Come on. Have one more with me."
"I can't. I have to work in the morning."
"Dude. You've been there for 3 weeks. Take your governors pardon."

by Kennyburdick September 15, 2016

annoying parrot

Someone Who Won't Fucking Shut Up.

Parrot: KISS ME! KISS ME! KISS ME! KISS ME, PRETTY BOY! PRETTY BOY! KISS ME! KISS ME! CAWCAW!
Me: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU ANNOYING PARROT
Parrot: PUCKER UP! PUCKER UP! PUCKER UP BITCH

by Annoying Orange101 November 22, 2016

chelsey parsons

crazy girl who wants to fight everyone, lies about everything, and acts black even though she's literally the whitest person ever.

chelsey: grah grah pow pow gun ima blow up this school y'all are gunna die pew pew. my day one niggas are all dead bc i shot em.
joe: wow chelsey parsons

by fgdhkcdr July 5, 2017

cum parrot

Cuming / ejaculating a load that hits the front or back top of a shoulder of ones self or another person.

1. I jerked off so had I made a cum parrot on my shoulder. 2. I pulled out and shot a baby cum parrot on her shoulder.

by Kicksbit-83 August 28, 2017

escalator parrot

A person that gets right behind you when on an escalator.

God I felt like a pirate going down the escalator with that escalator parrot over my shoulder.

by DAVnCHAINS April 22, 2018

alex parsons

awsome dude with a big ego and dick

ur mom gay says alex parsons

by cianisafag March 7, 2018

water parrot

Two men butt fucking sideways

Do u want to water parrot

by Seth Faircloth March 15, 2018