sportscraft pants

Pants worn by middle aged portly chaps in Eastwood

You look great in your sportscraft pants there!

sportscraft pants by JALDLSP May 1, 2018

Bossy pants

A domineering, strong willed, powerfully dictatorial person...... but gets shit done!

Bossy pants just ordered everyone to get in line for lunch orders.

Bossy pants by Namaste June 4, 2018

No Pants November 

Once it is November 1st, everyone in the world is going to go pant less the entire month.

“Where are your pants Connor?!? We are in the middle of church!!”
“Chillll preacher, it’s No Pants November!!!!”

No Pants November by mcdarmaid October 19, 2019

Blood in them pants 

What you tell your friend when he feels an ugly woman is attractive simply because he has not been laid in a very long time and/or he is drunk.

No, she isn't hot. She has blood in them pants.

Blood in them pants by klangenguz March 11, 2010

Milk The Pants 

To arouse a clothed female to the point of milky secretion.

That is totally cool man, take her out and then milk the pants.

Milk The Pants by The Dairy Farmer December 2, 2010

fling flong pants 

Pants that allow the male genitalia to flop around freely in a fling flong like motion.

As Mr. Howell played floor hockey his penis flopped around aggressively in his fling flong pants.

fling flong pants by Mimi2680 December 31, 2013

Jesus Christ in Capri Pants

Jesus wears Capri pants, Hawaiian shirts, and loafers with no socks, his beard is on fleek.

When used as an expletive , as in :
"Jesus Christ in Capri Pants, did you see that hipsters fanny pack?"
or
"Jesus Christ in Capri pants, Becky, look at her butt, it is so big!"

Can also be used as a handy hashtag... #JesusChristInCapriPants #fannypack #hipster #beckysbutt #lookatit

Jesus Christ in Capri Pants by socially awkward sally May 17, 2016