crappity smack

1. 'crappity smack', phrase

Substitution for the word 'fuck' in some online forums, chat room, etc.

I don't give a flying crappity smack about what you did.

by motherfucka_bitch February 19, 2009

smack the duck

telling something like it is

Dude, I need to smack the duck with you about something.

by LMaverick123 December 6, 2016

smacking toboggan

Originally meaning masturbation, though more recently used to describe any sort of activity, scandalous or not.

I caught my little brother smacking toboggan!

"What up mang?"
"Not much broseph, just smacking toboggan."

The band Senses Fail released their Let It Enfold You album with a bonus disc which included a short history and compilation of their early years, "smacking toboggan" is referenced there.

by rburd208 March 15, 2009

Mexican Smack

When a hairy Mexican guy headbutts a woman and his mustache smacks her face.

Mario attempted to Mexican Smack Maxine, but she ended up Mexican Smacking him.

by Corey Sanders September 14, 2013

smack a toe

To travel by foot

Person1: How are we going to the beach?

Person2: Let's smack a toe

by OneArmedSwimmer March 9, 2011

Meat Smack

The process of using one's meat package (aka Penis) to slap someone.

Much like a "cock smack" the meat smack is a harder and more intense version that can result in a concussion or some sort of damage including but not limited to- breaking a nose, poking out an eye, knocking teeth out, bruising, as well as many others

Charlie meat smacked his wife in the face and knocked out her teeth.

by PsychoLogic1989 January 18, 2018

Flat smacked

And action word to flat smack the shit out of a glober for saying some scientism bullshit

I flat smacked the shit out of adhd for using our trade mark

by The flat baller July 25, 2023