duke depp’s couch

Duke depp’s couch is so comfortable it feels like you’re sitting on a cloud. His friends only use him for his couch (like Blake Sleeponthecouchie). Some people actually simp for the couch (as well as duke depps soap).

He takes very good care of his couch. He did sit his ass in a salad once though, and the dressing went all over the place, but other than that, he has kept it very clean.
Duke depp’s couch is so comfortable, it’s the only reason why I like him. His soap is hot too.
by stellarghayvodka March 20, 2021
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couch cushion

usually a dumb slut or whore who thinks shes amazing she also thinks that she can get all the men she leads you on then breaks your heart she is also into older men
wow that girl is such a couch cushion
by Austen cock sucker June 13, 2012
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fuck yo couch

When a black man destroys another black man's couch.
by ScottiesRules September 24, 2004
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couch potato chic

Something worn around the house that would not be considered 'street chic' but would be considered cute, comfy, or homey.

or

Something worn outdoors that seems like exclusively at home attire.
John: Oh my gosh Kate, what are you wearing?

Kate: It's a new coat I bought, street chic don't you think?

John: God no, it's far from street chic but is as couch potato chic as it gets, remove the two top buttons and it's a bathrobe!
by Ozla November 12, 2009
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red leather couch

When to go down on this chick and all I can see is that worn out red leather couch looking at
by Haha Gotem November 12, 2015
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Big Comfy Couch

The Big Comfy Couch is a Canadian kids TV show that aired between 1992 to 2006. It is also occasionally used as a euphemism for Big Caucasian Cock.
Bf: Wanna come sit on my big comfy couch tonight?
Gf: Sure thing babe!
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