Beached whale

a young man, who is short, fat, ugly, had black curly hair, resembles a whale but is human, tends to lay on the beach as if he is washed up on shore and responds to the name ZG.

wow, did you see beached whale today?
No. but his mom june was looking pretty fine.

by ad991223 November 17, 2009

sarah beach

gets around, does many weird things like screaming seagulls, etc.

1. skank that goes to the bank
2. whore that goes to the store
3. slut that goes to the hut

Boy 1: whoa look at that chick over there
Boy 2: oh my god, thats sarah beach
Boy 3: ew heard that shes a skank that goes to the bank!
Boy 1: Daaaang

by nuuuuuub April 28, 2009

virginia beach

the largest city in virginia, but has the shittiest beach ever

aw hell nah, myrtle beach is so much cooler than virginia beach.

by bitch plz im from the 757 August 16, 2008

beached whale

when flushing a huge log the water swirls down into the hole, but the poo does not....leaving the log "beached" on the bottom of the bowl

" i dropped a giant deucer this morning and left a beached whale"

by drewford August 17, 2005

Virginia Beach

Where white trash girls come from.

Check out that chick. She's so white trash. She must be from Virginia Beach!

by Not VA Beach Trash September 17, 2007

Imperial Beach

Located in the southwest corner of San Diego County, it is known as the Asshole Capital of the world. Once a nice place with a cool beach, it is now just full of human locusts who make the world worse than it already is. These locusts-assholes are known for there bullshit harrassment tactics, being junkies, thieves, dullards, & scum.

Assholes reside all over Imperial Beach.

by Chanchez January 14, 2008

laguna beach

a show that takes place in laguna beach, california starring who are the clearly the richest and most beautiful kids in the area. its not reality, but it sure is pretty. i live in riverside nearby, and ive been to laguna many times. its just like newport or huntington or any of the other beaches in cali. its not tons of lavish homes and rich people, although you can see the rich homes from the street. i LOVE living in california, because MTV is so obsessed with socal ive been everywhere they show on TV. i just dont like that stupid kids in like the midwest and the south and the friggin east coast are wearing stuff that says im from the OC!, or naming a place in cali, even though theyve NEVER BEEN THERE.

laguna beach is cool to watch because you can see inside what its like to be rich and beautiful.

by indie_nympho27 May 31, 2005