basically another word for a cumshooter - a male who expels abnormally large volumes of sperm from his penis during ejaculation.
I'm a jizz blaster.
by de-pube June 11, 2023
When you wake up with morning wood and your girl won’t take care of you before getting ready so you angrily jerkoff into the sock she’s about to put on without her seeing so she gets a wet warm jizz surprise
Babygirl would bang me this morning so I gave her a jizz stocking while she was in the bathroom. Got her!
by TKwalnuts69 December 13, 2017
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A sex position where the male drinks one-fifth of a soda can, then proceeds to ejaculate inside of the can. The female then proceeds to drink the rest of the can, or pour it into her vagina.
by Nicari0 October 14, 2017
When you ejaculate in a condom while having sex. No semen is in the condom but you know it was there.
by The MC Mc June 18, 2017
having the 'trots', the 'runs' - or anything else that could be attributed to "pissing out your asshole"
by definition_master November 06, 2009