Texas Plate Job

A sexual act in which a women shits on a man and uses her body to rub it all over him, then proceeds to shoot him with a water gun filled with her urine.

"Bro she gave me a Texas plate job last night, I think I need to get tested."

by mercxz May 9, 2024

Tuna Plated

When you soak your dildo in tuna juices then letting it dry over and over before you use it.

"OMG girl, I tuna plated my dildo last week, and it smells so horrible. I dare you to use it."

by KiyoshiKane May 19, 2024

two plate energy

When you live on your own but feel confident enough to buy two plates. You have hopes that one day someone will come over for dinner

You are showing real two plate energy right now.

by boulderer February 13, 2024

Mashy Spike Plate

the ultimate weapon

Holmes vs Morarty…
…Aristotle vs. Mashy Spike Plate!!!
STAY STILL PLEASE..!

by ghostToes February 17, 2024

Charger Plate

A coaster for your plate that you put on a table to look pretty. Primarily used by ridiculous white people to look rich.

Yo put a charger plate under that shit. You making us look poor af.

by DrTechNic February 22, 2024

Plating

Spinning at such incredible speeds that you are able to mold the tip of the penis into the shape of a plate.

My plating session went so well last night!

by iimcrimson February 26, 2024

Fitting Plates

The act of sexually penetrating a man's ass.

I can't wait to get to the homosexual orgy and start fitting plates.

by ClapMaster March 20, 2024