Your mother

Your mother is one of the largest and heaviest objects in the universe, weighing in at 1.989 x 1030 kg. To get an idea of how big this is, this is 330,000 times the weight (mass) of Earth. In our solar system, your mother is by far the heaviest object.

Mary: What is the heaviest thing in the universe?
Jeremy: Your mother

by BallSweat69 May 8, 2022

Mother Hen

When a man in a crotchless gimpsuit squats on another man's face

Alans face got all covered in balls when Steven treated him to a mother Hen

by Eonypony July 20, 2023

mother pecker

1) A mother pecker is a man who fucks his mother like a mother fucker. Unlike "mother fucker," which means a man who fucks his mother in any style, a mother pecker fucks her from behind in doggy style or licks her anus from behind.
2) Like "mother fucker," it also just insults someone to be blamed.

1. John: "Did you know Tom fucked his mom Pamela from behind so many time?"
Mike: "What?! He is indeed a mother pecker!"
2. "You, mother pecker!"

by yorosan November 23, 2022

Mother Puss

An 8 tentacled creature with a face of a cat. She hibernates from August till June and then in june releases the starbucks pink drink from her puss. She eats her children to survive and will have a second coming in september. BE READY!!!!!

Dude did you see the mother puss milking

by MotherPuss999 July 28, 2023

gnarly mother

A male in their 40's that must have 2 of the following traits,

1. Must be missing at least 2 teeth(one must be in the front).
2. Does not have to don a mullet.
3. Facial hair must be present(hair should not be trimmed since highschool).
4. Has either owned/operate a meth lab.
5. Tattos on neck/head.
6. Has a permanent tan.
7. Works for some type of construction company in Pa. Prefers the masonry/concrete field.

Shawn "Dude I was at Wal-mart last night and there was this gnarly mother in line buying some sudafed."
Brett "He was probably smurphing for the season."

by The Darb June 6, 2009

Mother Penguin

The sexual act in which the female takes two white eggs and cracks them both open upon each of the males nipples, upon doing so, the female vacuums them both into her mouth and guzzles them into the males mouth, like a mother penguin.

My girl and I tried the mother penguin over the weekend, shit was wild.

by Professor Morelotek June 10, 2018

arrogant mother

The ex wife, mother of your children, who strongly believes she is the better parent. Her arrogance is due to idiocy, telling half a story to make herself appear great.

Oh yes darling, your Dad wasn’t interested in you, not like I was. He never took the time to teach you to drive because he was always out, at work. That’s why I taught you because I chose to be a stay at home mom. Just to be sure you weren’t ever neglected . Arrogant mother ? Me ?

by Bertie Dird December 9, 2018