Ben

A fat mammal who frequently is found at bgs smoking weed and having no friends. He will only mate with troglodytes because they are the only creatures too stupid to notice how retarded he is.

Ben, stop being a fucking retard, this is why you have no friends.

by realobama911 October 20, 2019

ben

he is quiet and has no friends, don't be fooled he may seem nice and kind but then he will ask you for nudes and show his mom to make it seem one-sided. his mom will text you and yell at you " don't text my son."

OMG don't talk to him his name is Ben, they are dangerous

by chicken56 March 8, 2019

Ben

He is a virgin and he looks like a second grader and he also has a 1 cm cock and the ladies run away from him

Ben has the smallest dick

by ldaddy2 March 14, 2019

Ben

A small blond boy who is often mistaken for Ellen (the popular talk show host). People also will call him there GBF even though he is straight, well maybe Bi.

Did you hear Ellen isnt actully gay? No, thats Ben not Ellen, and ya he has a girlfriend.

by Defintly-not-Lydia July 7, 2017

Ben

A fat hairy homosexual cunt who usally has a large package but many fail to see this as his flab covers this region.
Also Ben usally has autisum and sifilis so keep well a bay unless your one of them drug-ridden hore

"OHH OHHH BEN GET YOU WANG OUT, oh wait ima have to fuck your belly button instead"

by Ha Ben you a fat cunt April 23, 2019

Ben

A dirty little boy trapped in a mans body no matter how old he will grow to become, he is desperate and heartless sometimes but other times he can be really funny and a great friend! Associating with Ben can be a gamble weather he makes ur life better or a misery but oh well! BEN DOUGHtY

Leah: Ben asked me out yesterday

Tia: yeah he said he liked me 2 days ago

Chad: we only broke up last week

Maisy: I don’t remember going out with him

Grace: fucking dickhead

by Prichardthepriest August 3, 2019

Ben

You know that guy who was kinda strong but is normal otherwise? That's Ben, as his name's Hebrew and biblical meanings are 'right sand son' and 'son' respectively.

P1: "Dude, that guy is super strong."
P2: "That's his only defining trait though. He's a total Ben."

by thatoneguy08 August 4, 2018