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red noodle

A red noodle results from a man having sex with a woman during menstruation. Upon withdrawal of the penile shaft from the menstruating vaginal sheath, the penis is covered with menstrual blood giving it its red color.
Man! I boned that chick hard last night. But the bitch didn't tell me Aunt Flo was visiting! When I pulled out, I had myself a bonifide red noodle! It was an abomination I tell ya!
by Johnny Blowewad October 21, 2007
mugGet the red noodlemug.

Instant Noodles

The act of giving oral sex while inside a bathroom stall in between classes.
Dude i just got instant noodles from this bitch yesterday
by johng233 January 6, 2013
mugGet the Instant Noodlesmug.

noodle daddy

When someone is the daddy or "master" at making noodles. While the term daddy is used it isn't sexual, but merely means that someone is a master with noodles.
Person 1: Hey, you making lunch
Person 2: Yeah I'm going to be making some noodles.
Person 1: Aw sweet. You really are the master of noodles.
Person 2: Call me the Noodle Daddy
by Prime Rebel August 3, 2018
mugGet the noodle daddymug.

cup-a-noodles

crazy unhinged deranged nuts insane mad angry
All I did was compliment the waitress on her smile and my wife went all cup-a-noodles on me.
by AJ Rules The School February 12, 2020
mugGet the cup-a-noodlesmug.

stiff noodle

When you over cook Ramen noodles to the point where they return to their original form.
Kid: Mom what's taking so long!

Mother: Sorry (random child name) I had to make another pot of Ramen. The first batch got stiff noodle.
by Mandarin0310 July 27, 2017
mugGet the stiff noodlemug.

goblin noodles

Goblin noodles is a definition given to the mult dimintional being of mary she,ιt,they is a sentiencial being that brings bad luck to itself everytine it farts and at the same time sneezes and says noodles

Goblin noodles is one of a kind creature that can multiply by itself in by a mechanism that is called biomariopisis.
When you see one in the wild face at all times and if it tries to consume your soul into a different dimension of space time yell FUS RO DA at it.
Goblin noodles is one of a kind creature that can multiply by itself in by a mechanism that is called biomariopisis.
When you see one in the wild face at all times and if it tries to consume your soul into a different dimension of space time yell FUS RO DA at it.
Goblin noodles-Ohhh fuck i just farted* says noodles at the same time
by Lacticdick January 31, 2019
mugGet the goblin noodlesmug.

Noodle Strudle

A half erect, vamperic, horribly painful, ejaculation which always results in some form of blood loss.
Edward face resembled that of pure horror and pain after he noodle strudled all over he favorite sock monkey.
by PopeUrFace December 17, 2014
mugGet the Noodle Strudlemug.

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