A red noodle results from a man having sex with a woman during menstruation. Upon withdrawal of the penile shaft from the menstruating vaginal sheath, the penis is covered with menstrual blood giving it its red color.
Man! I boned that chick hard last night. But the bitch didn't tell me Aunt Flo was visiting! When I pulled out, I had myself a bonifide red noodle! It was an abomination I tell ya!
by Johnny Blowewad October 21, 2007
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Get the Instant Noodles mug.unsightly perspiration which results from excessive consumption of noodles; spicy variants are known to worsen this condition.
'Clean your bloody noodle-sweat, it is dripping into my drink'
'I need an asprin for this mad noodle-sweat'
'I need an asprin for this mad noodle-sweat'
by jjho April 28, 2010
Get the Noodle-Sweat mug.Noodle case is a midlands meaning of a tiny cock box e.g a noodle inside a lunch box however is can also stand for the size of a womans pussy being overly big for your mates dick.
Also used if your mates are being completely and utterly annoying as an insult which when used correctly is hurtful.
Also used if your mates are being completely and utterly annoying as an insult which when used correctly is hurtful.
Stop being a fuckin noodle case.
Your misses must have a massive noodle case mate she is huge.
Noodle case, your cocks tiny
Your misses must have a massive noodle case mate she is huge.
Noodle case, your cocks tiny
by Noodle case August 9, 2010
Get the Noodle case mug.Of or pertaining to eating abundant quantities of noodles or other food after prolonged binge drinking.
That girl was totally hott last night until I brought her back to my place and she noodle monstered all my food!
by gmansand October 29, 2010
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Get the nub noodle mug.Thomas Jefferson: "Benjamin Franklin dates only Asian women."
John Quincy Adams: "Oh, so he's a noodle hunter."
John Quincy Adams: "Oh, so he's a noodle hunter."
by Ambrose Pierce May 14, 2008
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