nonce

an extremely kind and thoughtful person who is always looking out for people.

I love being called a nonce, it really makes my day.

by TheWiseEnglishMan February 25, 2023

nonclent

To talk to people or figure out what they are saying

What are u talking bout u are being hecca nonclent

by Cat watcher February 25, 2023

Nonce

A very nice person who is good with kids

American- “hi are you a nonce.”
British person- “yes. I can look after your children for you.”
American- “thank you.”

by Bowis_daydream6696 March 11, 2023

Nonce Nuggets

Werthers Originals sweets, sold in small boxes or bags. Purchased by the elderly, especially in a Petrol Stations. Great queue former, as they are usually placed right on the bottom shelf and it takes the elderly a fucking age to get up and down. Poor replacement for Simpsons travel sweets that are rarer than rocking horse shit at the moment, so much so there is no shelf space for them, great source of entertainment for an overworked and underpaid customer assistant!

“Three packs of nonce nuggets and a lucky dip for Saturday night.

“Certainly, and are you going to pay for that Daily Mail you’ve got folded under your arm or are you going to walk out with it like you did last week.?”
“Oh sorry, and by the way your forecourt is disgusting why aren’t you out in the rain sweeping up the puddles?”
“As you can see I’m on my own, and I now have a queue of 12 people, thank you so much, have a wonderful day!”

by Cacker Man April 1, 2023

nonrelated

Without kinship and without social bond at the same time.

Nonrelated.

by Selzoir April 10, 2023

nonrelated

1- Collateral relative's spouse's ascendant
2- Collateral relative's spouse's collateral relative
3- Descendant's spouse's ascendant (except: children's parents-in-laws = co-parents-in-laws)
4- Descendant's spouse's collateral relative
5- Spouse's collateral relative's spouse's ascendant
6- Spouse's collateral relative's spouse's collateral relative
7- Collateral relative's spouse's collateral relative's spouse
8- Spouse's collateral relative's spouse's collateral relative's spouse
9- Descendant's spouse's collateral relative's spouse
10- Biological relative's widower spouse (non-biological)'s new spouse
11- Spouse's biological relative's widower spouse (non-biological)'s new spouse
12- Biological relative's widower spouse (non-biological)'s new spouse's ascendant
13- Biological relative's widower spouse (non-biological)'s new spouse's descendant
14- Biological relative's widower spouse (non-biological)'s new spouse's collateral relative
15- Spouse's biological relative's widower spouse (non-biological)'s new spouse's ascendant
16- Spouse's biological relative's widower spouse (non-biological)'s new spouse's descendant
17- Spouse's biological relative's widower spouse (non-biological)'s new spouse's collateral relative
18- Nonexistence of kinship: nor biological, nor by affinity, nor by undefined classification, nor by adoption, nor by socio-affectivity or nor by other type
19- Without kinship & without social bond at the same time

Nonrelated

by Warew April 11, 2023

nonrelated

1- Collateral relative's spouse (not biological)'s ascendant
2- Collateral relative's spouse (not biological)'s collateral relative
3- Descendant's spouse (not biological)'s ascendant (except: child-in-law's parent-in-law = co-parent-in-law)
4- Descendant's spouse (not biological)'s collateral relative
5- Spouse's collateral relative's spouse (not biological)'s ascendant
6- Spouse's collateral relative's spouse (not biological)'s collateral relative
7- Collateral relative's spouse (not biological)'s collateral relative's spouse
8- Spouse's collateral relative (not biological)'s spouse's collateral relative's spouse
9- Descendant's spouse (not biological)'s collateral relative's spouse
10- Relative's widower spouse (not biological)'s new spouse
11- Spouse's relative's widower spouse (not biological)'s new spouse
12- Relative's widower spouse (not biological)'s new spouse's ascendant
13- Relative's widower spouse (not biological)'s new spouse's descendant
14- Relative's widower spouse (not biological)'s new spouse's collateral relative
15- Spouse's relative's widower spouse (not biological)'s new spouse's ascendant
16- Spouse's relative's widower spouse (not biological)'s new spouse's descendant
17- Spouse's relative's widower spouse (not biological)'s new spouse's collateral relative
18- Nonexistence of kinship: nor biological, nor by affinity, nor by undefined classification, nor by adoption, nor by socio-affectivity or nor by other type

Nonrelated.

by Fonscour April 20, 2023