Stephen: hey little boy how bout you climb into my shower and he play tickle tag
Josh: no thanks sir my daddy said if I avoid big men touching me pickle he'll give me a nickle
Stephen: if you don't do it I'll force you to
Josh: help it's a soggy nonce!!
Josh: no thanks sir my daddy said if I avoid big men touching me pickle he'll give me a nickle
Stephen: if you don't do it I'll force you to
Josh: help it's a soggy nonce!!
by Jjoxx October 22, 2017
Look at that bus nonce taking photos of the buses.
by BanterKingCunt March 31, 2024
The ability to to pull and get with underage girls. Used for successful nonces (pedophiles) that are confident and victorious in their approach.
Individuals with certified Nonce Rizz include several billionaires and celebrities such as: Jeffrey Epstein, Prince Andrew, Ghislaine Maxwell, Bill Clinton, Calvin Ayre, Fritzl, and Roshan from Sam's tailor
Individuals with certified Nonce Rizz include several billionaires and celebrities such as: Jeffrey Epstein, Prince Andrew, Ghislaine Maxwell, Bill Clinton, Calvin Ayre, Fritzl, and Roshan from Sam's tailor
Epstein: Bro come to my island this weekend
Bill Gates: What do you have planned?
Epstein: I'm gonna fly out five fifteen year old hoes and we can have some fun with them
Bill Gates: Shiiiit son, you're on some Nonce Rizz... I'm there bro
Bill Gates: What do you have planned?
Epstein: I'm gonna fly out five fifteen year old hoes and we can have some fun with them
Bill Gates: Shiiiit son, you're on some Nonce Rizz... I'm there bro
by ebilnoob December 08, 2023
When one is a strawberry nonce cake
by Derek Bentley November 11, 2020
1: When you have money via working with evil people/organisations (i.e. works with the BBC)
2: Receiving exactly 250 quid harry hill money
2: Receiving exactly 250 quid harry hill money
"I just got paid 250 quid" .... "Mate that's nonce money, bet you also worked with the BBC and touched kids"
by NonceMoneyMaker February 21, 2022
by kiddiefiddler16 November 29, 2021
by kiddiefiddler16 November 29, 2021