Rub One Outtie

Instead of offering ordinary conventional temporary outdoor toilet providers such as Porta John, Porta Potty, and or Johnny-on-the-Spot. Perverted get togethers like NAMBLA, Gay Erotic Expo, Gay Pride Parade, or The AVN Adult Entertainment Expo would have a strong need for a Rub One Outtie. A Rub One Outtie or "Rub-1-Outtie" is a simple portable enclosure containing a lotion dispenser, toilet, paper towel rack, and hand sanitizer dispenser. They are often constructed out of lightweight molded plastic and the only come in the color pink. In areas listed below Rub One Outtie's have been given a slang name called "Ronaldo-Awn-Thsa-Sthpoths" and "Jack-off-In-the-Box".
1. Washington, D.C.
2. Pasadena, Calif.
3. Seattle, Wash.
4. Cambridge, Mass.
5. Atlanta, Ga.
6. Asbury Park, NJ.

"Jenny's ass look so fine at the show last night...I was an inch away from hitting the Rub One Outtie up".

"The Run-1-Outtie's at the MSG Elton John show were so much cleaner than the ones at PNC Bank Art Center Judas Priest show".

by Pete Davis January 21, 2014

rub shower cry

A phrase coined by Hillar, describing the start of a normal, sad, pointless day.

Yep, she is gone....things are definitely not going in the right direction. Nothing to do, but to start off the day with a rub shower cry.......

by kalevipoeg June 20, 2017

Sahara rub down

The Sahara rub down is a dry hand job. Every man can relate

A hand job with no lubrication

I was hoping for a blow job but got a Sahara rub down instead, there will be no second date.

by jpen October 8, 2016

Rub me off

What stupid people stay instead of saying he rub me the wrong way.

Bob: Man that guy was weird. He rub me off the wrong way.
Joe: Hahahahaha
Bob: huh?

by nonyafckingbusiness June 28, 2011

Cheap rub game

To have someone touch,rub,feel you in a sexual,playful,flirty, nonchalant manner without it being too obvious. Aka Flirting

Ex) Dude, wtf, were you just givin my girl the cheap rub game??

Ex) That guy kept tryin to do the ol cheap rub game.. kept nonchalantly grazing my ass while we danced..

by DnbTaintpuncher December 27, 2008

Reverse belly rub

When someone is fisting a girl so hard that their hand can be seen from the outside.

"He was reverse belly rubbing me so hard the baby could feel it!"

by Stefonio August 5, 2017

Louisiana dry rub

When your hands are so dry and you rub a girls pussy so fast that it starts to smoke and smell like barbequed seafood.

Guy 1: "Dude I had this hot piece of southern ass the other night."
Guy 2: "Did you give her the ole Louisiana dry rub?"
Guy 1: "of course, smelled like a plate of grilled snapper."

by themanwiththeplan91090 March 16, 2014