Night Brownie

Knocking someone out to the point of unconsciousness, and as there laying on their back, you aggressively shit in there mouth. As the shit overflows you take your two fingers and use them as a plunger pushing your fingers in and out of there mouth .

Im about to hit this mfker with a night brownie

by monkeynutsonbigchoppas June 15, 2023

night ducks

When you are at a party and you excuse yourself to go outside to fart, you are checking on the "night ducks" as they are migrating at this time of year.

GEEZ Johnnie that is the third time you went outside in the last 1/2 hour. "Yup, checking on the "night ducks".

by coyotemutt January 24, 2015

Night Pheasant

A person who busies away into the nightime, finishing work for the following morning. 'Night Pheasant' is a term used more commonly in Fenland vocabulary and often receives confused responses when heard.

Fenlander: 'Hey, have you done that Robert's essay for tomorrow?'
Dom 'Nah, got all night to do it.'
Fenlander 'Oh you're such a night pheasant'.

by cosirockyoursocks April 22, 2010

Night splash

The unwanted spray from the urine hitting the rim of the toilet seat and going on your bare feet or legs during a late night night pee..

'Lad, had horrid night plash last night, got up at 3 this morning for a pee in my boxers, ended up having all over my thight'

'shocker mate, worst feeling, makes ur blood boil...night splash...wouldnt wish it on my worst enemy'

by Gorillamonsoon 12345 May 8, 2009

squad night

When a group of friends get together and do do weird,gay shit.

Damn,Anton ended up getting a bj last squad night. I guess things got a bit too crazy!

by AyeBoi June 6, 2016

night pee

when you have to pee in the middle of the night and end up kinda falling asleep on the toilet but then realize that you are making the seat uncomfortably warm

person 1: *wakes up
person 1: *goes to pee
person 1: “ahh that’s good”
person 2: “ugh why is the seat so warm?”
person 1: “night pee”

by yummy ummy March 6, 2020

Dr. Night

A hypothetical (as of 2010) M-version of a hypothetical (") BMW car (the 4-series). This vehicle would be the high-performance version of the 'baby 6' coupe. However, because the existence of coupe versions of the 3-series, it is highly unlikely that a 4-series--let alone an M-version within the 4-series range--will emerge in the near to medium-term.

Suzzy: That was a sweet BMW M4 I just saw passing by.
Dr. Night: Really Suzzy? That's amazing, considering such a car does not yet exist. You dumbfuck.

by Dr. Night Lives April 30, 2010