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pencil neck

One who works in an office doing a hum-drum type job. Typical examples: Anyone who works in IT, accountants and people in supply departments.

Kings of all pencil Necks? Actuaries.
Office Chick: "I need a toner for the HP LaserJet 9065 in accounts."
Supply Dude: "I'll need to know your cost centre and have a signed purchase request form for that."
Office Chick: "Fuck you pencil neck!"
by Wizards Sleeve June 6, 2005
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Spaghetti Neck

To suffer from a limp neck, characterized by a seemingly "heavy" dome and sagging chin. May be accompanied by swivel neck. Usually due to severe indifference or melancholy, but can also be caused by consuming copious amounts of THC and/or alcohol.
Yo, Josh is suffering from some major spaghetti neck. His chins on his chest!
by thccalcutron March 15, 2011
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Scoop-Neck

Typically a Tall Male figure with an unusually long neck
" Hey look there's Scoop-Neck aka Anthony Johnson "
by Juh'Crispy May 29, 2017
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neck vagina

a large, hairy crease on the back of a man's neck.
Man, the supervisor's neck vagina was so distracting at the meeting that we all got together and bought him a pair of panties for his head.
by Jo Jo Wordsmith December 16, 2011
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sweat neck

A very annoying person that just wont shut up.
Guy 1: Hey bro are you going to john's cookout? Guy 2: I don't think so because he has been drinking. You know how much of a sweat neck he is when he gets a few in him. Guy:1 Yep. By the end of the night he will have a blister on his tongue from flapping so much.
by jimmybomm June 3, 2020
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throwin neck

Kristin was throwin neck to every guy at that party. I received some neck and let me tell you that neck game was weak.
by thefaggot5 January 10, 2014
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