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stoner's nap

So high on drugs to the point where your fast asleep.
Aaron smoked an excessive amount of weed yesterday and went into a stoner's nap.
by TheGamingGamer1 May 20, 2014
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Slap and Nap

Slap and nap is the act of masturbating and then using that relaxation to go right into a nap.
"Dang I'm tired and I can't fall asleep, I need to slap and nap"
by BIG deezy fo sheezy May 5, 2009
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burrito nap

A light to deep nap experienced after consuming a burrito with duration of which directly proportionate to the quality of the Mexican man or woman who created it.
Im totally having a burrito nap! That shit was real!
by Englishsi July 11, 2015
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nap slut

adj.
A person who likes to take numerous naps throughout the day is a nap slut.
Alejandro: "I'm going to go take a nap"
Me: "you're a slut... You're a nap slut"
Alejandro: " I am a nap slut" ;)
by TeeJayyKnap December 4, 2011
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Chair nap

A nap for workaholics that take place in a comfortable chair, usually one that can stay reclined with minimal effort and good balance.
I was so tired today I took a chair nap after lunch.
by willbchou September 25, 2010
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Nap Hangover

The fuzzy, drowsy, and nauseous feeling that follows a long napping period, usually lasting 15-30 minutes.
Kyle: Why does Danny seem so tiresome?
Joe: He's still recuperating from his nap hangover, Mr. Patterson's lecture on electromagnetism put him to sleep.
by Johnzy November 19, 2011
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Death nap

When you spend the whole nap feeling anxious and then you wake up feeling murderous instead of rested.
Person 1: how was your nap?

Person 2: it was death nap!

Person 1: oh man that's brutal, you must be tired
by Catnapper September 30, 2016
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