myspace 

The biggest waste of time ever.

"I can't believe I just spent an entire night on myspace."

myspace by sosodefxxx598 October 10, 2007

Myspace Emo Kid 

Preppy bee-otch who claims their life sucks and posts it on myspace. Pretends to cut, do drugs, etc. Also takes pictures of themselfs with fake piercings while making heart symbols with their hands.

Myspace Emo kid 1: OOHH! MEH LYFE SUX!!! D:
Myspace Emo kid 2: IKR!!! D:
Bro: You cockpocket *hehe*

Myspace Emo Kid by 3 compadres May 25, 2009

myspace 

facebook killed it.

myspace is dead. that's just it.

myspace by piercey77777 December 29, 2010

DOG from myspace

Scene Queen.
Very Gay.
Too gay to function.
Very sexy.
He is fashion, everyone wants to be DOG.
EVERYONE

That dog from myspace is soooooo sexy, I'd let him smash me up the pooper

DOG from myspace by DOG's secret lover December 28, 2009

myspace 

1. A place where old, fat, balding men go to pretend that they are young, skinny, hot emo girls. If you can't see the "girl's" face, then she probably doesn't exist.

2. Also a place where people who have no real friends go to feel popular. Friend count is usually inversely proportional to real friends

1. A/S/L = 16/F/London

ACTUAL A/S/L = 45/M/Prison

2. Myspace Friends = 1000

ACTUAL Friends = 0

myspace by NymphoQueen June 22, 2008

myspace 

a website designed to fuck up your social life, marriage, and get you fired.

Today I found out my wife was cheating on me with an ex boyfriend through myspace, and when I got mad about it at work I got fired for looking at myspace on company time.

myspace by buster helloman August 11, 2008

Myspace 

(Mai-spay-se) A breeding ground for filthy emo kids who would like nothing more than rant about how they loathe their weak existence. Alternately, it is widely used by scene kids to further pimp their own ego.

Myspace: a place for friends, but only if your friends are emo, or jock.

Myspace by Anti-your-face July 31, 2006