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computer mouse

In the past it was known as an elecronic device used to move the cursor on a computer screen.

It is now only a device for making idiotic puns.
Person: "My computer mouse isn't working"
Person who thinks they are original: "Have you tried giving it cheese? HahhshshsH!H1h1111!"
by Ravenclaw af August 7, 2017
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The Mouse

The Mouse refers to the evil (side of) Disney Company.
Oh, you used mickey mouse in your local newspaper to advertise your business? I hope The Mouse doesn't find that out.

Newspaper-headline: Employees of Disneyland got their wages withhold.

User-Comment: I mean... What did you expect? The Mouse needs its Money.

Newspaper in the year 2100: A Member of the US-Senate got murderd just one day before the Senate wanted to vote on a copyright extension. The Murderd Senator from Vermont wanted to vote no on the upcoming law. If the new law gets passed the intellectual property of people will be protected for 500 years after their death. This will especially help Disney whos right to Mickey Mouse would expire in one year.
User Comment: Wow. Well... You don't fuck with The Mouse.
by blfire December 19, 2017
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Machey Mouse

It's like Mickey Mouse but funnier, if you look at Machey Mouse he is a chicken
Why are being such Machey Mouse?
by Free slushie and pretzel February 1, 2018
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Mickey Mouse Money

Name for those totally worthless money or currency.
Came from Mickey Mouse Era, when Japan made Filipino money so worthless, you can buy a cup with a basket full of it.

Now, Zimbabwe has the most worthless money in there, with hundreds of trillions of Zimbabwe money can buy only a kilo of rice and a loaf of bread.
I have more Mickey Mouse Money, where should i change this cash?
by Kay Tutan Tayo December 10, 2018
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bens mouse

Bens so called 'mouse' is his tiny dick
by StinkyBret October 24, 2019
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Mickey Mouse War

A war that achieved nothing, was pointless, or was not worth the lives lost.
by Lord Roguy May 28, 2020
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