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monglesnog

The sound that a wombat makes when it is sexually stimulated.

Most commonly heard when a male and a female wombat are have sexual intercourse.
Joseph: I say, this zoo is quite amusing.

Franklin: Indeed, fine sir.

*monglesnog*

Franklin: What the devil was that?

Joseph: That, my good fellow, was the sound of two wombats mating.

Franklin: Indeed.
by Sebastian09876543211234567890 September 28, 2008
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hat-mongering

1. A typo for hate-mongering. see cosplay

2. The act of peddling hats.
The others are hat-mongering fools doomed to spend their lifes in a single minded quest to destroy the differences in man's psyche.
by www.severedband.com August 9, 2003
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Doodle monger

A person who breeds or specialises in the selling and/or supply of excessive cock in a certain area. Could be compared to a fish monger.
"Hey baby...so, how about you and me?"
"You, dear sir, are a doodle monger"
by decoy roadie November 3, 2003
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Turd Mongler

Noun: One who steals turds, a thieve of turds.
Tyler Reuter is a turd mongler, he loves to steal my turds!
by Kev Ward July 27, 2011
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Mongolian Asshat

(Adjective) From assclown, referring to an individual or individuals exhibiting conduct demonstrating that the better part of their genetic material at conception trickled down their maternal ancestor's bare buttocks.
And lo, they did see the apocalypse approaching...and riding at the front of the four horsemen was George Bush. What a mongolian asshat that man is.
by Bob Weaver May 12, 2004
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mongolian cluster fuck

when a group of mongolians rape you and knock over your shity wall
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Cock Monger

Some one who is obsessed with mens cocks mostly used to describe gay ass men.
Jack: whats up fag
Gerard: Shut up cock monger!
by ICP- boogie woogie wu December 15, 2006
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