Mississippi Blowdrier

The act of nutting on someone's face and farting on their face until the semen dries.

Johnny performed the Mississippi blowdrier on me last week

by Magikpol July 8, 2025

Mississippi Hunters Bucket

A person who pisses and shits in his hunting buddies gaped anus, then proceeds to have sexual intercourse with said anus.

Dude, last night while I was hunting, I performed a Mississippi Hunters Bucket on Cletus.

by JewSnapper December 29, 2018

Mississippi Mister

When a male ejaculates standing over a female so the cum makes a sort of facial mist.

It was a good night until we tried the Mississippi Mister

by BM&THEHOOLIGANS September 25, 2017

mississippi slicker

A thin chinstrap beard popular in the southeastern United States.

Why do all the dudes on Grindr sport Mississippi slickers?

by MississippiSlicker May 29, 2020

mississippi

a state that used to be more populous than arkansas, kansas, utah and nevada in 2013, but has been surpassed by them due to mississippi population decline & utah and nevada massive population growth

mississippi used to be more populous than arkansas, kansas, utah and nevada in 2013, was 31st place. fast forward to now, mississippi is 35th place. and with things in place, new mexico and idaho are most likely to surpass mississippi next.

by connecticut 765 June 9, 2025

Mississippi pearl drop

Mississippi pearl drop- is when an oyster is inserted halfway into an anus, fully dressed(horseradish/hot sauce/squeezed lemon) then sucked out by the partners mouth. This MUST be done in a timely manner.

Damn did you see that chick last night doing a Mississippi Pearl Drop at the corner of Zimple and Broadway?

by Ppgang official March 28, 2022

purple mississippi

A code word between Violet, Cassidy, and Mckenzie for their period. They also have a code word for bathroom, it's called Texas

Hey Cassidy I'm riding a boat on the Purple Mississippi. But I have to travel to Texas before I can go to our next class.

by Middle name is Marie July 18, 2016