When u jerk off and jump repeatedly while screaming "IM IN SPACEEE" before cumming all over the planets
Guy: dude i masturbated last night and it was one of those gravitational masturbation ones and I nutted all over the solar system
Dude: I nutted all over my neighbors roof last night and had to spend a day in prison
Dude: I nutted all over my neighbors roof last night and had to spend a day in prison
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Get the status masturbation mug.Reading or hearing something one does not understand and dismissing it as useless, calling it "philosophy" as an insult, then falling for every media pronouncement and logical fallacy as being profound or meaningful.
Ayn: To love is to value.
Sam: Huh? You mean you have to pay for it? Philosophy sucks! That's just intellectual masturbation.
Nan: We have to pass the bill to find out what's in it.
Sam: Makes sense to me. That's deep.
Sam: Huh? You mean you have to pay for it? Philosophy sucks! That's just intellectual masturbation.
Nan: We have to pass the bill to find out what's in it.
Sam: Makes sense to me. That's deep.
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Guy 2 "Look at his arm."
Guy 2 "It's because he tones his Masturbation Muscle."
Daniel "No! I just workout."
Guy 2 "Look at his arm."
Guy 2 "It's because he tones his Masturbation Muscle."
Daniel "No! I just workout."
by Lifewithaknife November 1, 2011
Get the Masturbation Muscle mug.The act of when multiple (useally the homies) people mainly of groups of three or more masturbate within the same room.
Or in a circle although that is mainly referred to as a circled jerk
Or in a circle although that is mainly referred to as a circled jerk
Homie #1: group Masturbation begins in eight minutes
Homie #1: Nevermind everyone, Kyle snitched
Homie #2: fuck kyle
Homie #3: yeah that fucking bitch
Homie #1: Nevermind everyone, Kyle snitched
Homie #2: fuck kyle
Homie #3: yeah that fucking bitch
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