Mackenzie

Total terdbottom who sucks at life and thinks funner is a word.

Huber comes to mind.

Mackenzie is a horrible person

by somedudewick June 29, 2011

Mackenzie

Mackenzie is very pretty and can be nice. She is sporty and loves to surf. She can also be the biggest bitch. She lets boys touch her and she has no real friends. Mackenzie can steal boyfriends and loves to make people jealous.

Wow! Who's she?

Oh, thats Mackenzie.

I should go talk to her.

Okay, she's pretty nice but she'll probably steal your boyfriend.

by flightless.bird November 17, 2014

Mackenzie

Mackenzie's mostly have blonde hair and glasses. Mackenzie can look nice on the outside, but once you meet her in person she doesn't seem as nice. Mackenzie's are mostly always looking to be in the popular group. They are a little lonely too. Once they find a friend, they become attached to that friend. They are also mostly born into money. Their parents spoil them until they shut up because they are always complaining. If you ever see a Mackenzie , try to stay away from her because she might get you into some deep trouble.

Mackenzie: * sits with the popular group*
*everyone stares at her*
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Mackenzie: " want to hang out this weekend "
Person: "Sorry I can't today"
Mackenzie: "then don't come to my party"
Person: "okay"

Mackenzie: *cries*

by Holappls June 13, 2018

Mackenzie

a stupid ass rude ass bitch whose back curves out

Eww its a Mackenzie

by JayTheCowwiww March 10, 2019

Macey

Someone who gets there nose into relationships, someone who is an attention seeking fuck and makes up stories to make people feel bad and be her friend again. Someone who gets with someone’s ex 2 days after the break up bearing in mind she is friends with this person and she’s been with every boy in the group. All round a massive cunt and doesn’t care about anyone’s feelings.

Anonymous- “omg I can’t believe he’s at your house”

Macey-“no he’s not in at my grand”
Anonymous-“ he is there”
Macey-“ okay he is but he’s only here for a genuine chat”

5 days later

Macey walks into a bus

“Yeh we speak now so it’s ok”

by Ffsgettofuck November 8, 2020

mackerel fishing

1.when a woman gets down on her hands and knees, relaxes her anus to the point she can almost breathe out of it. then a man comes along and kicks her dead in the ass.
2. when a man cruises through all the chicks at a party with a goal of sleeping with the smelliest cunt available.

joe: that party was off the hook last night
johnny: i was mackerel fishing there... ended up with some stank ass bitch named amy. wow that was a smelly beef curtain.
joe: at least you got some.

by baseman151 December 29, 2009

mackenzie royer

Mackenzie is a girl who doesn't comprehend anything. She wearing neon fingerless gloves and is probably a weeaboo. She is obnoxious and doesn't understand whenever anyone tells her to do anything. Her presence annoys everyone and makes everyone want to drill into their head so reveal themselves from her voice :) Fuck you mackenzie

"UUURG I am so annoyed"
"Why? Is Mackenzie close by?"

" Can Mackenzie Royer come to the office?
"THANK THE LORD"

by D Drizzle raises the hizzle November 17, 2017