(n. ) -- Logic that only the most sophisticated GPS devices can track, and therefore not very logical in fact.
"I can't believe my ex-wife said that about me. Only the most sophisticated GPS devices can track that kind of logic. That's what I call GPS logic at work!"
overheard at a watercooler in Washington, D.C. on January 6, 2012
overheard at a watercooler in Washington, D.C. on January 6, 2012
by PRwiz101 January 11, 2012
Get the GPS logicmug. Batsy: What are you, retarded? I'm the goddamn Batman!
Bystander: How did he just-
Bystander 2: Batman logic.
Bystander: But that doesn't make sense! How can he defeat-
Bystander 2: Don't question it. He's the goddamn Batman.
Bystander: How did he just-
Bystander 2: Batman logic.
Bystander: But that doesn't make sense! How can he defeat-
Bystander 2: Don't question it. He's the goddamn Batman.
by PatchworkPsycho March 28, 2017
Get the Batman logicmug. This is the logic used by The Sydney, usually something that doesn't make sense to other people, but does to The Sydney, or logic used by The Sydney when she is tired or just doesn't care.
"I'll drive first, I thought about it during class, and I realized that I didn't care." ~A real life example of Sydney Logic
"I'll drive first, I thought about it during class, and I realized that I didn't care." ~A real life example of Sydney Logic
"I'll drive first, I thought about it during class, and I realized that I didn't care." ~A real life example of Sydney Logic
by The Legitness is real. May 11, 2016
Get the Sydney Logicmug. Caring about building happiness in the moment, a fairytale story, rather than anything in the future--where the building could lead to a fairytale tragedy or a fairytale happy ending--and since the logic used to get to the result was to build a fairytale, the type of ending doesn't matter.
Griffin: I worked my ass off to graduate from college in biology.
Sam: How was it?
Griffin: I used fairytale logic. If I didn't get the degree, that's life, since I made every moment I lived into a fairytale as best I could. And look what happened. I earned the degree, so it was a happy ending. But it was fun!
Sam: How was it?
Griffin: I used fairytale logic. If I didn't get the degree, that's life, since I made every moment I lived into a fairytale as best I could. And look what happened. I earned the degree, so it was a happy ending. But it was fun!
by Ereck Flowers December 17, 2014
Get the fairytale logicmug. Person 1: But there's no logic or goodness to creatively making up a word and then applying a definition to it! That's just an anecdote.
Person 2: Well, Malcolm X read and memorized the entire dictionary in prison and I'm pretty sure
he saw stories in there. Is that logical? Does it
fucking matter what YOU consider to be logical? It mattered to a LOT of people what stories he saw as logical. Are you the authority Malcolm X
sought? Or do you just need to bring a little more humanity and understanding into your logic that might bring about better outcomes.
Person 2: Well, Malcolm X read and memorized the entire dictionary in prison and I'm pretty sure
he saw stories in there. Is that logical? Does it
fucking matter what YOU consider to be logical? It mattered to a LOT of people what stories he saw as logical. Are you the authority Malcolm X
sought? Or do you just need to bring a little more humanity and understanding into your logic that might bring about better outcomes.
by rg84 March 30, 2025
Get the Logicmug. by OkayyLoserr December 25, 2020
Get the ashton logicmug. The logic of thinking about a subject for an extremely long time, to the point where you question your own sanity.
by C0CkB1t3r December 20, 2021
Get the Salem Logicmug.