(n. ) -- Logic that only the most sophisticated GPS devices can track, and therefore not very logical in fact.
"I can't believe my ex-wife said that about me. Only the most sophisticated GPS devices can track that kind of logic. That's what I call GPS logic at work!"
overheard at a watercooler in Washington, D.C. on January 6, 2012
overheard at a watercooler in Washington, D.C. on January 6, 2012
by PRwiz101 January 11, 2012
!.The logic that if you eat a person they never truly existed
2.A Rock Band band
~created by mike,renee,and nicole
2.A Rock Band band
~created by mike,renee,and nicole
1.Cannibal "who's fred"
other person "dude you ate him"
cannibal " he never existed....Thats cannibal logic"
2.better then carnivorous penguins
other person "dude you ate him"
cannibal " he never existed....Thats cannibal logic"
2.better then carnivorous penguins
by Mike,Renee,Nicole December 24, 2007
Person 2: Hey where did your arm go
Person 1: hmmm i have no idea what your talking about
Person 2: your right arm is gone
Person 1: oh yeah hmm dunno where it went
Cannibal: it never existed, thats Cannibal Logic
Person 1: hmmm i have no idea what your talking about
Person 2: your right arm is gone
Person 1: oh yeah hmm dunno where it went
Cannibal: it never existed, thats Cannibal Logic
by Lang Bomb September 2, 2008
Ezme logic is when ezme says something stupid like ‘I can walk through the current in a waterfall’ and everyone else is js liek r u for fucking real
by Idfkasksomeoneelse September 8, 2023
Batsy: What are you, retarded? I'm the goddamn Batman!
Bystander: How did he just-
Bystander 2: Batman logic.
Bystander: But that doesn't make sense! How can he defeat-
Bystander 2: Don't question it. He's the goddamn Batman.
Bystander: How did he just-
Bystander 2: Batman logic.
Bystander: But that doesn't make sense! How can he defeat-
Bystander 2: Don't question it. He's the goddamn Batman.
by PatchworkPsycho March 29, 2017
Why the hell do we have to clean the hallway five minutes after we cleaned it?
Because “army logic” now get the buffer that we shouldn’t use on these floors.
Because “army logic” now get the buffer that we shouldn’t use on these floors.
by WidowMaker211 March 21, 2018
Logic that surpasses anyones logic and can only be understood by humans with higher knowledge of the worlds inner workings
by Ben Greet August 3, 2022